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MY APOLOGY!

Day 1,805, 12:49 Published in India India by Wild Quark

Lately my skills at pissing people off has been truly amazing. From jumping at someone's throat using politically incorrect nouns to holding the dumbest contests in the world, I would perhaps get the troll award in 98's article. (Probably the second prize, because I can't beat NueveOcho's enviable trolling skills)

So the other day, I decided out of the blue to hold a series of contests where I would give away prizes to the participants who would be part of covert pranking missions.

Arawn, being the evil genius that he is, suggested that we should prank everyone by making them fill a form for employment that had ridiculous questions and that we would publish the responses. My bout of Schadenfreude kicked in and I excitedly agreed to it with a devilish smirk on my face.

In order to make it look credible, we used Don Mogul's name without his consent as he was popular in coming up with real ingenious projects to help the economic situation of India. He is also famous for employing people and giving them high wages.

So shameless as we are, made a form with preposterous questions and sent them out saying the ones that would be selected would receive daily wages of 100 INR each if they are selected.

I was to reveal the prank to everybody two days ago, but due to the new MU affair, I was pressed for time and the revelation got delayed by two days. Don Mogul read my article and got super pissed and rightfully so that we used his name.

So, I offer my sincere apology to Don Mogul for causing him the trouble and using his name in our silly prank.

I hope you accept my apology and forgive my tasteless jest.

The participants will receive 300 INR each and the one with the funniest response will receive 1200 INR. The winner will be chosen by ArawnLives and Rebelash. Prizes are sponsored by Rebelash (he's such a sweetheart <3)

The names of winners will be announced in my next article. And I'm sorry for being probably the most immature minister ever.

Also, I apologize to Samnomix and would ask him to kindly disregard the words that I had spoken and forget about it. I didn't know all this would take such a serious turn. Please don't quit. Your country certainly needs you. So please be there for everyone who needs you. I am sorry again for hurting you. Please come back :(

yours shameless-yet-ashamed,

Wild Quark



 

Comments

ishabad98
ishabad98 Day 1,805, 12:58

FIRST

navincharles
navincharles Day 1,805, 13:00

This quitting season 1 and apology season 1 are the most happening drama series in eIndia!!

ArawnLives
ArawnLives Day 1,805, 13:05

I'm so sorry. It's all my fault. Please don't blame WildQuark at all.

SilverF0X
SilverF0X Day 1,805, 13:12

Ever you watch Three Idiots movie?
You should be an actor in that movie :p

Wild Quark
Wild Quark Day 1,805, 13:13

Arawn its not all your fault and I take blame for things I've done

Mr. Scrat
Mr. Scrat Day 1,805, 13:57

lolol
Now apologise to me please..... \o/

DonMogul
DonMogul Day 1,805, 17:50

next time tell me I would have lent you my support and played along with it

dont worry too much Wild you are forgiven

KaMeeNaY
KaMeeNaY Day 1,805, 20:28

I am sorry too... Don't know why but I am so sorry

ShockWavve
ShockWavve Day 1,805, 21:21

Lol , I made fun of arawnlives in responses

Wild Quark
Wild Quark Day 1,805, 22:01

lol shush kameenay and shockwavve

And Thanks Don!

Rishi Bhargav
Rishi Bhargav Day 1,805, 23:14

lolssssssssss
pissing people

BrknSword
BrknSword Day 1,806, 06:46

"The URL you are trying to access is considered to be malicious!"

Rohan AnanthaKrishna
Rohan AnanthaKrishna Day 1,806, 06:50

I'm with BrknSword here it doesn't allow the site to oppan. I hope u repair the mistakes and allow others to enter the contest

Mr Jim Moriarty
Mr Jim Moriarty Day 1,806, 13:44

fake and gay

Asmitatheone
Asmitatheone Day 1,806, 21:00

Not good to use Don's name when he is a CP candidate. This things matter.

Wild Quark
Wild Quark Day 1,806, 22:53

lol @ jamturk

AnujJain
AnujJain Day 1,806, 23:30

What crap....

prostokreten
prostokreten Day 1,807, 01:17

V

Guess.a.lot
Guess.a.lot Day 1,807, 11:54

Rohan AnanthaKrishna Day 1,806, 06:50

I'm with BrknSword here it doesn't allow the site to oppan. I hope u repair the mistakes and allow others to enter the contest

"OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE"

 
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