Let's try to articulate method

Day 1,702, 13:42 • Published in USA USA • by Emerick
America and allies,

Today, we stand at the brink of a new, a bold, and an exciting world. Today, we dine on syrup-covered moose steaks. In Manitoba. Today, we break new ground. Today, we find out who our friends are, and who would rather demonize us for their own ends.

Eden and ONE


Precisely. We know that Eden and ONE worked together to ensure that CTRL would never see the light of day. We know that. We know that, for the first time in history(that we know of, at least), the Balkans and Eastern Europeans worked together. And of course, it's to ensure that their priorities are everyone's priorities. That, my friend, is the very reason we left Eden in 2010. That's the reason we formed Panam, I mean Terra. And why Brozil left Terra, when it failed to uphold its defining principle. And so, rightfully, we are pissed off.

We've sat here and taken Eden's grimy fingers in our country for far too long. For far too long, we've simply complained about it. Well, that's not true, we tried to forge a 3rd way at least 3 separate times. The first time, UK and PEACE interfered; second time, Eden influence and ONE's creation made it neigh impossible; and this most recent attempt, the most valiant and possible attempt, was screwed over by Eden and ONE agents who put Poland in a situation where it would appear as though CTRL's point was to bring the US and Brozil over to ONE influence, and then edited and released said logs to Eden agents who were more than happy to see our plans fail.

So, in conclusion, screw Eden and ONE for their paranoia, arrogance, influence, and for screwing over any chance to make eRepublik an interesting game.

Canadia

Canadia has been screwing around for far too long, as Halifag explained more articulately, but less artistically, than Evry did. I personally prefer the president's flair, but maybe that's because I'm just done with dealing with Canadia. How long are you supposed to take bullshit from allies just because we're allies? Aren't allies supposed to have, I don't know, good relations? Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I think so.

And don't give me the damage argument. We've fought for them, they've fought for us; we've given them regions, they've given some to us. It's been a two-way street the entire time, so don't act like we somehow owe them, and should therefore happily bend over whenever they get pissy over an alliance. Or when they scream, stomp their feet, and tell us they're entitled to a 5th seat that doesn't even exist. If we were to give a 5th seat to an Edenite country, that would have put more sway in our favor, which would have discouraged the former ONE countries from joining. Because the whole point of CTRL was to get away from Eden's influence.

Hell, that was the point of leaving Eden. And Terra. We've been working on this for years, and having our allies screw over our longtime goals is infuriating.

Yeah, they'll claim that ONE was trying to pull one over on us, and they'll post logs, but don't you think that those logs were a little convenient?

I do.

I don't buy it. I believe Siddy when he says that ONE was manipulating Spoland to kill CTRL. Why? Because that's precisely what Eden would have done. ONE and Eden are sincerely one in the same. If you're playing the BAWW EVIL IMPERIALISTS card, then I simply have nothing to say to you. That card is old and played out, and I'm done with it for now. Now, I want to play an interesting game, and getting away from Eastern Europe's and the Balkans' influence is, in my mind, the exactly right way to do it.

So, in conclusion, screw Canadia and Rylde for their paranoia, arrogance, and for screwing over any chance to make eRepublik an interesting game.

Now down to business.

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Beautiful, isn't it?