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Leading the party in a new erection! Girlfriends for everyone! Rainbows!

Day 1,817, 13:17 by Candor


I'm running for WTP Party President.

I promise you everything from less taxes to cheaper beer. You'll be better looking under my leadership, and you will absolutely get laid more frequently with Candor in charge. The sun will shine more brightly, and colors will seem more vivid. Just by voting Candor.



Your erections will be firmer, and stand longer. Just by voting Candor.



Our nation will win more wars with Candor running the WTP, and your every game dream will come true. You will be a better person if you vote for me, and more sexy and desirable. You will always know instantly the coolest new bands, and you will always wear the coolest clothes anywhere. Just by voting Candor.

You will know all the cool words and phrases before anyone else. You will be the cool kid, and you can make fun of all the nerdy, ugly, fat, poorer and generally less cool kids, if you want to. Up to you in your whole new world! Just by voting Candor.

You'll own the coolest skateboard or car, depending on your age. But if you aren't currently happy with that either, I can change that too! Just by voting Candor.

Don't wait. Call now. The next 100 callers will receive something absolutely tremendous, made by the Amish, by hand, in Pennsylvania. Just by voting Candor.

Remember: A vote for Candor means every wish fullfilled. Just by voting Candor.






This little Pony could be yours! Just by voting Candor.


Like magic, for Cyberwitch he appears!
 

Comments

Candor
Candor Day 1,817, 13:22

The first 100 voters will get something absolutely fabulous! Post vote/sub.

Jon Malcom
Jon Malcom Day 1,817, 13:22

We the People.

Candor
Candor Day 1,817, 13:30

Jon now magically looks like the handsome Old Spice guy! See? It works!

Bucephalus92
Bucephalus92 Day 1,817, 13:30

o/

DMV3
DMV3 Day 1,817, 13:50

Candor for CP........... err I mean PP!

Emperor of Doclea
Emperor of Doclea Day 1,817, 14:36

v 18 sub 399

Bopal
Bopal Day 1,817, 15:35

vote 64, i already subscribed before

Bia Pandora
Bia Pandora Day 1,817, 16:18

voted for firmer erections..

Leather Neck
Leather Neck Day 1,817, 16:50

V

GL Candor

Candor
Candor Day 1,817, 16:53

I stand firm. Stand firm beside me!

Do not stand firm infront or behind me, however.

Dio Eraclea
Dio Eraclea Day 1,817, 17:32

hehe

Iliya The Great
Iliya The Great Day 1,817, 17:47

The topic or board you are looking for appears to be either missing or off limits to you.

Dio Eraclea
Dio Eraclea Day 1,817, 17:54

request access in the parent public board, GA

av khan
av khan Day 1,817, 17:55

@The Great Ape
You can get access here: http://eusaforums.com/forum/index.php/topic,21962.0.html

DokJon
DokJon Day 1,817, 19:56

V
GL

Malpazar
Malpazar Day 1,817, 20:10

Ponies?

William Nguyen
William Nguyen Day 1,817, 21:19

77th vote here

Mazzy Cat
Mazzy Cat Day 1,817, 21:54

I'm totally in WTP for the firmer erections. Just sayin!

Candor
Candor Day 1,817, 22:03

And I'm totally the guy to give that to the party to rally 'round.

bigcdizzle
bigcdizzle Day 1,818, 23:05

I would vote for Candor.

TheYakuzini
TheYakuzini Day 1,818, 23:06

v79

TheYakuzini
TheYakuzini Day 1,818, 23:06

s400

Cicero Alvez
Cicero Alvez Day 1,818, 23:20

v 81

Drew Blood
Drew Blood Day 1,818, 03:05

v85

Cyber Witch
Cyber Witch Day 1,818, 04:05

But can you promise me I'll get Vin Diesel? Either way, you're pretty funny.

Vagelis Vamos
Vagelis Vamos Day 1,818, 07:14

v87

joshua tucker
joshua tucker Day 1,818, 15:44

v90.

and this reminds me of a shamwow commercial lol

Candor
Candor Day 1,818, 16:13

^^^ Exactly. No more messes with your vote for Candor. Milk can't spill, cars are eternally clean, except when they aren't, and then the bikini models come and wash the car topless in your driveway. And with a vote for Candor, your wives and girlfriends are magically ok with this too!

WhydoIbother
WhydoIbother Day 1,818, 17:28

ooohhh vote 93.. subbed when you came back around

Jetsmets
Jetsmets Day 1,818, 18:11

Vote 94, subbed awhile back. Curious what my "fabulous" prize is.

ebozcuk
ebozcuk Day 1,818, 22:43

v98 s was old.

iks3m
iks3m Day 1,819, 23:36

V99, sub was old

TerminalHunter
TerminalHunter Day 1,819, 01:43

v100, s401, hoping for ponies.

Norbengo
Norbengo Day 1,819, 01:55

All I can see is a sexy pony, a sexy kid and a sexy fagg : D

Now, I'm not even sure if that butt is a girl at all???

I don't know how was it for you in the 60's, but you're targeting a wrong audience here.

Silexu
Silexu Day 1,819, 03:26

v500 s2000

Ups, wrong time. Going back to the future.

Hostilian
Hostilian Day 1,819, 05:34

@Norbengo, is he?? We all know that boobs win elections in eR.

Excellent article, I'd vote for free beer, but you promised only cheaper (although free could be considered cheaper than paying for it).

KiltJoy
KiltJoy Day 1,819, 05:34

Norbengo calls Vin Diesel a fag but thinks a toy pony is sexy. I've also seen him post that RGR is a 'good' 'guy'.

Leather Neck
Leather Neck Day 1,819, 07:19

Actually the first pic is Norbengo's ass. He likes ladies panties.

Norbengo
Norbengo Day 1,820, 04:04

So it is a mans ass, I knew it looked familiar : D

 
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