I'm running for WTP Party President.
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Our nation will win more wars with Candor running the WTP, and your every game dream will come true. You will be a better person if you vote for me, and more sexy and desirable. You will always know instantly the coolest new bands, and you will always wear the coolest clothes anywhere. Just by voting Candor.
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