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Josh Frost: Suicide is the Only Way Out....

Day 1,988, 12:00 Published in USA USA by Josh Frost
Todays Theme Music: Suicide Solution



Wow.... What can I say? One month back and I have to make a serious announcement here. I’ve been watching things intently within the game and I have come to conclusion that I have to kill myself.

I’m dead serious here... I literally have to kill myself.

I am disappointed in so many people that they are literally killing me with their action and inaction. eRep was never an action packed game, but this is like watching grass grow and I am becoming enveloped in a pall of desperation and sadness. How in the hell do the rest of you tolerate this? Now, I don’t want everyone to feel bad because this is not your fault, but there are a few that I expected much more out of and the utter frigging disappointment they have filled me with has pushed me to the brink.

For the record my blood is on the hands of the following eUSA citizens:

Henry Pfeiffer Arundel: Christ man, I seriously expected you to go nuclear and for you to destroy me. I “betrayed your party” and “stole your girl” and then laughed as she publicly castrated you. What the hell? I thought I taught you better than this. You know things suck when Pfeiffer no longer has any bloodlust left in him.

Vanek26: Elected twice on the promise of a direct war.... and we wait... and we wait... and we wait... and we wait... and we wait... and we wait... yep, still waiting. Legend of Zelda was a great game 27 years ago btw.... 27 years ago!!!!

Artela: I heard amazing things about you. I expected to be dazzled by your Presidential campaign. I’ve gotten one article. Evidently this unity stuff, while protecting the nation, has in fact established an oligarchy that is covered in a fine cloak of laziness. Act like you at least kinda want to be President. You’re a woman, and at this point you’ve learned how to fake it. Try it just once. Make me feel good about myself.... Please???

Ligtreb: Seriously... nobody is that damn nice and I mean nobody. He’s up to something and I am disappointed that I don’t know what.

Jude Connors: He said he was going to give me a brick of marijuana and I can’t even get a contact high from this stingy d*ck. Once again pure disappointment. Even my vices aren’t being fulfilled here.

Mazzy Cat: Not really a cat. Not even close.

Bia Pandora: Not even our resident paranoid can muster a sustained burst. No long term ranting on Unity and Pflufferists. No accusing me of wanting to be President. Get the tin foil hat on!! America needs conspiracy theorists too!!

MM3: Still a great guy but not the same. Max used to make it rain. Gold would literally fall from the man’s a*s as he walked the land. Hookers... Blow... and Battle Hero’s for everybody. Now Max’s as* is so tight, when he farts only dogs can hear it.

Glove: You’re not Max. Get over it.

Ronald Gipper Reagan: A true testament to the sad state of even American villainy. Watching him work is like watching Cobra Commander putter around in a Rascal. Half-a*sed villains are not what America needs right now. In my day we had GLADOS... what a true evil genius. Now we are stuck with his inbred retarded conservative cousin.

Well, that’s about it. What can I say? It’s been a pleasure? Not really. It’s just pretty much been there for a month. Time to do the right thing and off myself. I still haven’t decided how. I think pills are really the way to go. I kind of want to leave a nice corpse:



On the other hand. I could also just strap on some heavy artillery and head to Romania to take care of this eRep “problem” for good:



Congratulations... You’ve officially bored me to death!!

Goodbye cruel world.

 

Comments

Josh Frost
Josh Frost Day 1,988, 12:00

First for excellence....

Mr. A. Smith
Mr. A. Smith Day 1,988, 16:28

Tens from all the judges except the the Romanian judge ofc. The truth and a paw full of pills will set you free. But if you change your mind about fading back into reality, we the members of The Seed http://www.erepublik.com/en/party/the-seed-4231/1 would like the opportunity to work with you to make the eUS something worthwhile, rather then this eternal stalemate we languish. One last point lest you all forget, cats possess nine lives.

GhostStrayDog Day 1,990, 08:57

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fingerguns
fingerguns Day 1,988, 12:04

I will save you.

ViKy KC
ViKy KC Day 1,988, 12:09

I must teach you the true meaning of my name.

Meow!♥

Strength and Honour

Stolch
Stolch Day 1,988, 12:10

Servers are in the US of A by the way : P

Andy Dufresne
Andy Dufresne Day 1,988, 12:11

I never really liked cats anyway

Sozo
Sozo Day 1,988, 12:12

Even your dramatic suicide will only be a pale shadow of glorious failure. The Erep of today is not the game we joined years ago.

Thedillpickl
Thedillpickl Day 1,988, 12:28

I remember when Sam Wystan rage quit (and others).

This is not dramatic, just a good bye. Sheez, people don't even rage quit anymore. Now I am depressed.

Sozo
Sozo Day 1,988, 12:44

Frost says wait, it gets better. Something interesting, even a ragequit, would be a welcome change from the status quo here.

fingerguns
fingerguns Day 1,988, 12:52

UNTIL I SEE A CORPSE THIS IS JUST A CRY FOR HELP!!! I WILL SAVE YOOOOUUUUU

Thedillpickl
Thedillpickl Day 1,988, 18:08

LOL fingerguns is really Clara Barton. (Google it.)

Johnny Cache
Johnny Cache Day 1,988, 12:15

do it and be done with it. Or move to Switzerland.

Henry Pfeiffer Arundel
Henry Pfeiffer Arundel Day 1,988, 12:15

This isn't exactly what I predicted or anything.

Thedillpickl
Thedillpickl Day 1,988, 12:20

¡Viva la Revolución!

Oh wait... That was 2 1/2 years ago. :D
But I do thank you Josh. When I first started playing this train wreck of a game (and a dark day that was) you, cRoy and many others taught me something. eRep, at least in the US, is best played with BALLS ON. I was a cute little newblett and didn't know I wasn't supposed to bother important people like you... so I did! I quickly learned that the squeaky wheel got the grease around here and started hobnobbing with big shots. (Found out too that many who thought they were 'big shots' really had 'little pistols'.)

FWIW I've collected a few friend in our MU and recently we've packed up and moved to Switzerland. People there are polite, friendly and appreciate when you do them a favor. Gawd, it's like a different game altogether.

Anyhoo, thanks for the memories. Hope your RL is the best!

deadlittlepuppy
deadlittlepuppy Day 1,988, 12:26

I'm just glad I'm not on the list. haha


RAWR

Jude Conners
Jude Conners Day 1,988, 12:28

/me smokes a bowl in memory of his dead homie

Tiacha
Tiacha Day 1,988, 12:30

I haven't disappointed Josh. I'm doing something wrong. I need to call in Claire for reinforcements!

Artela
Artela Day 1,988, 12:33

Wait for it Joshie - good things come to those that wait S2
(which is my way of saying next article already in progress, once I've done with mailing a bunch of friends)

Fc Harput
Fc Harput Day 1,988, 12:33

v139

Thedark ace
Thedark ace Day 1,988, 12:33

This is beautiful

Israel Stevens
Israel Stevens Day 1,988, 12:38

True Story

Petey Alazar
Petey Alazar Day 1,988, 12:52

This game will get better someday, right guys? ...guys?

GloveisLove
GloveisLove Day 1,988, 13:00

haha

Dell Fargus
Dell Fargus Day 1,988, 13:09

This sounds like something that I would write, if I could be bothered.

Arrden
Arrden Day 1,988, 13:21

Brilliant

The Original Hawkie
The Original Hawkie Day 1,988, 13:24

Just wasted two minutes of my life reading this bitching.

Cubby
Cubby Day 1,988, 13:31

As I said, ST6 is back to its roots. Thank you Josh Frost.
Oh, and The Seed has been planted.

Tototwalker
Tototwalker Day 1,988, 13:32

When I get bored, I stop being bored and be awesome instead ! True story :')

Countess Bathory Day 1,988, 13:34

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DMV3
DMV3 Day 1,988, 13:44

Great article. Going to miss you again!

ThorFSB
ThorFSB Day 1,988, 13:45

A kick in the nuts should suffice to transform this kitteh from bored and suicidal to angry and seriously pissed off ...

Dr. Walter Bishop
Dr. Walter Bishop Day 1,988, 13:59

Your title is depressing as all hell.

Ludonarr
Ludonarr Day 1,988, 14:01

Straight and fast

Fitisin
Fitisin Day 1,988, 14:02

A kick in the kitty sack...no bueno.

KOSOVA Batoa
KOSOVA Batoa Day 1,988, 14:22

Stay here eUSA dont have a luxury to ''lose'' you again o/

Dogpyle
Dogpyle Day 1,988, 15:05

Good read. Voted.

Can I have your stuff?

1990kaka90kk
1990kaka90kk Day 1,988, 15:19

Vote

Ramirez.Andres
Ramirez.Andres Day 1,988, 15:36

Vote

crashthompson
crashthompson Day 1,988, 15:40

Man, with your articles I though some fun might perk up.

Oh, and forget Dogpyle, can I have your stuff?

Usca
Usca Day 1,988, 15:40

pucha no se que estaras diciendo lo que entendi es que estas aburrido de tu vida

Alex Brinkman
Alex Brinkman Day 1,988, 15:41

We need a new round of greatness. Everyone on that list needs to fade away

Dio Makso
Dio Makso Day 1,988, 15:42

You do realize I still pissed away over 1k rl usd on these kids since December, yes? o_O

The current eUSA just doesn't inspire me.
I hoped ATO would make the difference.
I hoped SPQR would make the difference.
I hoped USWP would make the difference.
I hoped Congress would make the difference.
Now I hope the Feds make the difference.
It's just... meh.

I waste money here. It used to feel fun, now it feels more like a waste.
I have been looking for a direction since I came back, but I haven't found it.
I hoped the cult that is the Feds/FG would make the difference... but so far... not yet, it hasn't.

I still have hope.
I think it can.
We'll see what happens.

I miss Dio.
I miss Direction.
I miss Inspiration.
o_o
x_x
-_-

Thedillpickl
Thedillpickl Day 1,988, 18:12

Try Prozac.

creitzell
creitzell Day 1,988, 18:41

Flighttraining and Airforce have some pretty active newbies.

Zlatiborac
Zlatiborac Day 1,989, 09:55

Maxa za predsednika, to quit the boredom

Jude Conners
Jude Conners Day 1,988, 19:04

Maybe it's time YOU be the Inspiration again

Paul Proteus
Paul Proteus Day 1,988, 20:53

Give the Feds a little longer, something may happen

 
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