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Joke

Day 2,326, 14:37 • Published in Canada Spain

• by TheCanadianPunk

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. So he decides to try it out at dinner.
"Son, where were you today?"
The son says, "At school." The robot slaps him. "OK, I went to the movies."
The dad asks, "What movie?"
The son answers, "Toy Story." The robot slaps him again. "OK, OK, it was porn."
The dad is shocked. "WHAT?! When I was your age, I didn't even know what porn was." The robot slaps the dad.
Now the mom laughs. "He sure is your son." The robot slaps the mom.