It's time to gay up the white house
Day 1,103, 11:04
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by The Big Brown Bear
First off, f**k you Claire Littleton I'm running for POTUS too.
Anyways, It's finally time for me to announce my VP.
Gaylord Q. Tinkledink
You all know that Gaylord is one of the great visionaries of our time.
Together me and Gaylord will change America. There will be chocolate fountains on every corner and the bridges will be rainbows. And instead of cars everyone will ride magical ponies.
So, vote for me.
What I will do if I win POTUS.
Remember, don't get shot.
And have a great day America.
Anyways, It's finally time for me to announce my VP.
Gaylord Q. Tinkledink
You all know that Gaylord is one of the great visionaries of our time.
Together me and Gaylord will change America. There will be chocolate fountains on every corner and the bridges will be rainbows. And instead of cars everyone will ride magical ponies.
So, vote for me.
What I will do if I win POTUS.
Remember, don't get shot.
And have a great day America.
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sad.
Raging on the internet because someone is trash talking you wont get you very many votes it kinda makes you look like an idiot
I ACCEPT YOUR INVITATIONMAL TO SERVE IN THE WHITEHOUSE
MR. FUTURE PRESIDENT!
Yeah I agree with Ataltar 🙁
I knew you would Gaylord.
XOXOXO
Shame people just don't understand the complexity of our awesome master super plan we shall unleash on the public when we get elected.
Mother f**kers must not like chocolate.
WHO DOESN'T LIKE CHOCOLATE, IT'S DELICIOUS.
APPARENTLY THOSE SICK F**KS DON'T!
The fact that you two are making bad jokes to each other on an article about your own candidacy is sad.
I have honestly lost all respect for you...
I have honestly lost all respect for you... x2
This whole candidacy is a joke yeh fecks.
We might have had a chance when croy or all those other people didnt run for president... Otherwise he probably wouldn't of chosen me as his running mate lol.
He probably would have picked someone like Candor or Slosh.
Also who the f**k are you altar? 😛
Ok, if they didn't get that my run is a joke I'm moving to Germany.
Super cereal
i lol'd at the hateful comments! You didn't get the hint from the title?
It's a shame when people are stoopider than me.
Im still gonna write an article bout it.
ALSO I liked the part when you called me a dumbass.
AAHAHHAAAAHAHAHA it's funny cause its true
>Also who the f**k are you altar?
who am i? im ataltar who are you?
the one and only general he/she pants
I AM THE FUTURE PRESIDENT OF LIFE. I AM A NoSARUS REX! I AM GAAWDDDD
Also I'm the guy that posted the Boobies GIF article that got in the top 5
oh yeah? cant get enough of them boobs 🙂
Mhm they were delicious.
hmmmm...yeah...juicy too 🙂
you two disturb me!
what you dont like boobs?
Slosh yer just jealous you dont have boobs.