TBBB for president!

Day 1,095, 13:08 • Published in USA Australia • by The Big Brown Bear

Yes, yes it’s true. I’m running for country president.


Why? Because I’m amazing America, and you deserve me.


I mean, I’m The Big Brown Bear.





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There we go.


Alright, so you might be asking “What will you do for us, TBBB?”


Well, the first thing I will do is conquer Finland.


Why? Because Finland is a bad ass country and I want to own it’s awesomeness.



Check out that sexy ass flag. You know your jealous


Then, with Finland’s awesomeness we will conquer Russia.



Shouldn't’t be that hard


And finally I will raise our population 99%.


How?


I will hire some migrant workers from Mexico and pay them to make multi’s.










So, if you love America vote for me.






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