In his house he waits dreaming...
Day 817, 14:21
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by Necrosis
Reporting from South East England, America
Reporting from the front lines of the America – England conflict, I bring readers a shocking revelation about the current war embroiling this rainy island.
Previously thought to be related to world domination and spice, and a lust for power, the real source of the power of Phoenix is far, far scarier than previously imagined.
It seems that several archaeologists, including renown megalomaniac Nicolae Carpathia, discovered a dark secret on Earth, and used this as their evil empire increased in strength, and attacked everything in sight.
The size of the evil empire at it’s height
The source of this power was previously unknown, although it was hinted to be the fabled spice, and this was the popular theory. However, this train is wrong; it has, much like the train service in the UK, become utterly redundant, in light of new findings by this news outlet. The source of power that has driven a thousand wars is none other than the Great Old One, Cthulhu. Now if you begin to feel an intense and crushing feeling of religious terror at the concept, don't be alarmed. That indicates only that you are still sane.
Scrabman in an early, and unreleased campaign poster. While not working for PEACE, he was the greater evil.
Sleeping in the city of R’lyeh, Cthulhu laid dormant for many millennia, until a fellow great evil was born on the world above. For many months, Cthulhu never gave his all too either side, instead supporting countries who offered him the highest amount of souls; countries such as Romania and Sweden were able to destroy everything near them with his help, until the beast fully woke up. Beginning with two battles, Cthulhu showcased his immense power by destroying an empire in minutes.
Cthulu; a lonely soul?
With this revelation, a growing number of people are commenting on the futility of attacking a faction which is supported by the single most powerful being in the galaxy. Military leaders however are more optimistic. A source in the military is quoted as saying ”well, now we know what we are facing we can destroy it much better”. The USA is planning on utilising it’s very own unstoppable force, in the hope of destroying the monster.
The outcome of the war is currently in the balance, after the people of Old Castro attacked one of the more important regions in the Asian continent.
Cthulhu fhtagn!
Reporting from the front lines of the America – England conflict, I bring readers a shocking revelation about the current war embroiling this rainy island.
Previously thought to be related to world domination and spice, and a lust for power, the real source of the power of Phoenix is far, far scarier than previously imagined.
It seems that several archaeologists, including renown megalomaniac Nicolae Carpathia, discovered a dark secret on Earth, and used this as their evil empire increased in strength, and attacked everything in sight.
The size of the evil empire at it’s height
The source of this power was previously unknown, although it was hinted to be the fabled spice, and this was the popular theory. However, this train is wrong; it has, much like the train service in the UK, become utterly redundant, in light of new findings by this news outlet. The source of power that has driven a thousand wars is none other than the Great Old One, Cthulhu. Now if you begin to feel an intense and crushing feeling of religious terror at the concept, don't be alarmed. That indicates only that you are still sane.
Scrabman in an early, and unreleased campaign poster. While not working for PEACE, he was the greater evil.
Sleeping in the city of R’lyeh, Cthulhu laid dormant for many millennia, until a fellow great evil was born on the world above. For many months, Cthulhu never gave his all too either side, instead supporting countries who offered him the highest amount of souls; countries such as Romania and Sweden were able to destroy everything near them with his help, until the beast fully woke up. Beginning with two battles, Cthulhu showcased his immense power by destroying an empire in minutes.
Cthulu; a lonely soul?
With this revelation, a growing number of people are commenting on the futility of attacking a faction which is supported by the single most powerful being in the galaxy. Military leaders however are more optimistic. A source in the military is quoted as saying ”well, now we know what we are facing we can destroy it much better”. The USA is planning on utilising it’s very own unstoppable force, in the hope of destroying the monster.
The outcome of the war is currently in the balance, after the people of Old Castro attacked one of the more important regions in the Asian continent.
Cthulhu fhtagn!
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This article is bad
your writing style is horrible and you should feel horrible
You are both bad Christians.
Cthulu is well established as Drago of North Korea.
Confessions of hatred must be bad.
Voted.
I liked your articles more when they were about actual stuff happening in eRepublik :/
I love it. Especially the Dan Wang bit. Cause there's a little Wang inside of all of us.
DIE FOR DRAGO!
Fail article
GF full of BS as usual.
If Penix say it's bad, then it MUST be good xD
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If JeepAmerica says it's good, it's amazingly stupid.
This article is bad
For those of you wanting to see how bad the trolls of today are, see almost every comment in this article
This article is bad
Made me shiver in fear-- then, I saw "Scrabman's first campaign poster" and laughed.
It raises a valid question... why choose the _lesser_ of two evils when you can have the _greater_ of two evils?
This goes a long way towards explaining the current leadership of eUK.
Not particularly funny, I am disappoint.
Admittedly Cthulhu is a bit tired. Otherwise p good mang.
Tanking!
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