Impeachment: A Rebuttal To Captain Sam

Day 668, 11:59 Published in Canada Canada by Tyler F Durden
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WARNING: What you are about to read
will not hurt you.




Always read the small print.


Recently, Captain Sam published an Article casting spurious accusations that the Canadian Progressive Front organized and initiated the Impeachment vote against President Jacobi. With the addition of Scrabman into the CPF last night, the CPF now has but 4 members of Congress.


This is all just a show by Captain Sam. I won't say the DAL in
involved, because that would be a spurious accusation.



In this article, I will endeavor to utterly destroy the fundamental foundation of these accusations.

And so it begins...

As Party President of the CPF I'd like to point out a few errors in your long list of assumptions.

1. "Political parties within eCanada have a nasty habit of putting themselves before their country."

TF😨 This was not a CPF initiative, this was a member of Congress - acting on their Rights of Congress. Tantis is a former President himself, and an experienced Congressman.

How many times has Captain Sam (author) been a Congressman? ZERO.
How many times has Captain Sam been a President? ZERO.

Can you say backseat driver?


Captain Sam, attempting to fool the eCanadian public.


2. "Just 4 hours ago a prominent CPF member proposed the impeachment of Jacobi. Many members within the CPF (Most of whom were members of the Canadian Empire Party)..."

TF😨 We have members which used to be a member of EVERY existing political Party. Just yesterday, Scrabman joined the CPF. By your logic, the CNC and the DAL are also complicit, as he was members of those respective parties as well.


Just because a member of a political party initiates a vote
to Impeach, does not mean the entire party - or it's leadership is
behind it. Seeing as one cannot even run for Congress without being
a member of ANY party, these claims hold about as much water
as a broken sieve.



3. "Most of it being without merit and completely asinine. They have consistently spouted propaganda in an attempt to sway public opinion. The CPF however isn't the only party to spread disinformation."

TF😨 The nature of the impeachment was in regards to Government posturing vis a vis enacting a NAP( Non-Agression Pact) with a back-stabbing enemy - the eUK. You have been around long enough to KNOW that we had to FIGHT the eUK to regain eCanadian regions during this war.

The eUK is a member state of PEACE GC. Do you propose that we nurture their economy and sign a peace treaty with them to free up their tanks to leave the eUK?

Why should we enable the mobility of their military to aid their allies by moving to eIran, eHungary or eIndonesia by making them feel secure by signing a NAP? Many people know that the hierarchy of PEACE are transient usurpers. GLaDOS is President of eUK. Say no more.

WE MUST MAINTAIN THE CONSTANT THREAT OF WAR WITH THE eUK SO LONG AS THEY ARE A MEMBER OF PEACE GC.

One would think this was elementary...


You must be running dry Captain Sam, here you go...


4. "Personally, I like Jacobi. I think he's doing a great job."

TF😨 Hmmm, bias much? You're a pot calling the kettle black here.

"I don't like Tantis because he doesn't like who I like!"

I was in the last Jacobi cabinet, and have absolutely NO animosity towards him. He and I interacted in an honourable fashion. He knows this.


Uh huh. I think you're beginning to see a consistent theme forming here.


5. "What I'm trying to bring to attention, and trying to ask, is to end party factionalism. Stay with your beliefs, but do not dogmatically follow your party."

TF😨 The whole defining characteristic of Political Parties is to permit those with differing opinions with others the opportunity to enter into fellowship with like minded individuals.

It is the corner-stone of democracy.


Ahh, the freedom of the Press. We are here to protect you. No, really.


6. "Stay with your beliefs, but do not dogmatically follow your party."

TF😨 Once again - this was NOT a CPF initiative.
That in itself is an unsubstantiated falsehood which is intended to tarnish my otherwise platinum finish - and I resent it. It is a lie.

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Don't mess with Chuck Norris, and he won't mess with you.


7. "And for crying out loud, stop proposing impeachments without any justification that you know won't pass."

TF😨 In case you're new to the concept of democracy, you should know that Congress is a check and balance (safeguard) to the President.

An excerpt from the website of the White House:

"To ensure that no person or group would amass too much power, the founders established a government in which the powers to create, implement, and adjudicate laws were separated. Each branch of government is balanced by powers in the other two coequal branches: The President can veto the laws of the Congress; the Congress confirms or rejects the President's appointments and can remove the President from office in exceptional circumstances...In creating this balance, the framers of the Constitution hoped to form what they called "a more perfect union" — a government that would not only serve the people but would also be a long-lived exemplar to other nations around the world."

If the Congress disagrees strongly enough with the actions of a given President, it is WITHIN THEIR POWER to remove that President from office. That is what was intended by the creation of checks and balances.


Sorry losers never win.


8. "It does nothing but make you look bad (We all know Banach gets in power if Jacobi is impeached), and irritate eCanadian citizens."

TF😨 Newsflash - William Duncan would become President, NOT Banach.

Get your facts straight.

Furthermore, this NAP frees up the PEACE GC heirarchy to leave eUK and settle in any other eNation to continue tanking against us, as we can not go after the eUK, or any other PEACE belligerent such as eHungary in Europe for a full six months via the eUK.

From the NAP:

"If either party breaks...this agreement they will pay 5000 gold to the treasury of the other party...
The fine will be paid from the official treasury organization of the attacking/embargoing country(Canada: Revenue Canada; the United Kingdom: Bank of England) to the official treasury organisation of the other country."

Well, at least we specified the account whereby the gold must originate from. All we have to do is leave .01 Gold in "Revenue Canada", and have the next President declare it no longer the "official treasury organization" of eCanada. Seeing as no stipulation was articulated as to what protocols would be enacted as a result of "Revenue Canada" not being the "official treasury organization", nor having adequate Gold to compensate the eUK, this contract is faulty - in eCanada's favour.
We can still declare war - if we so choose, and not have to pay the 5000 gold compensation.

Also from the NAP:

"If there are not enough funds in the organization, then the difference may be pulled from the official country's treasury...If there still isn't enough gold to pay the fine, then a long-term payment method will be worked out between the two countries. If an agreement cannot be met, the president who broke the contract shall be banned."

We can simply siphon off the treasury into ANY other non-governmental account.
Also, the contract does not specify if the ban is permanent, or temporary.
As this was not properly defined, it will be up to the admins to either decide, or
be unable to enforce due to lack of a proper definition.

I'd do it just to PWN! GLaDOS!


Have I made myself clear?


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