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I Stand Ready To Kill...

Day 780, 14:33 • Published in United Kingdom Canada

• by Tyler F Durden

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eGobba eMap <---Great for seeing how surrounded you are!

Attn: UK Citizens!

An Important Public Service Announcement!

Everyone to the LEFT please & thank you...thats correct,
everyone form a queue please - there is tea n crumpets down there...

You're doing it wrong

All of your Londons will are soon to belong to us!

I Stand Ready To Kill Turncoats

(This is for betraying Canada & USA in WWIII)

Payback. Its a beyotch...and you even elected into power the SAME people who betrayed us!

LULZ

Signed,

Tyler F Durden

P.S. I call dibs on Scotland
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Comments

Astra Kat G Day 780, 14:36

I call dibs on Northern Ireland.

I'm going to have a huge party in a castle somewhere (there better be castles in northern Ireland!) and then I'll give it back to Ireland. 😃

James Glover Day 780, 14:37

p.s.s i call dibs on New York

btw - we don't care about scotland!

Only an german Landser Day 780, 14:43

All canadian are Redcoats don't kill yourself brother!

Tamas Dzsudzsak Day 780, 14:46

I call dibs as the Duke of Doncaster!!!

Srecko Ilic Day 780, 14:48

I call dibs as the President of the United States of America.

Stefan1992 Day 780, 14:51

I stand ready to lol.

Captain Salty Kushskins Day 780, 14:52

aww, it's cute how Srecko tried to turn it around

Tomazim Day 780, 14:55

It's cute how EDEN cares so much has to spam our media, and actually pay for adverts.

Save your money for Asia, Serbia is coming.

Hromoplast Day 780, 14:55

I call dibs on Spain! And Poland... Let's not forget the Vikings... Oh and the Brolliance!

rainy sunday Day 780, 14:55

Speak for yourself, Glover, I ♥ Scotland.
Glenfiddich, Glenlivet, the whole single malt family.

Xigna Day 780, 14:56

What? UK will fail?

Hromoplast Day 780, 14:56

btw Astra whatever..
You failed.

Ivan Vancho Makedonski Day 780, 14:57

not funny at all...pathetic

Daniel De Vito Day 780, 15:02

If the Americans take over do we all have to become as unfunny as this character?

TemujinBC Day 780, 15:02

FREE SCOTLAND!

UK go bye-bye

coram_boy Day 780, 15:02

Here I am, trolling ur failicle. Seriously, words 😕= actions. Now do something, PLEASE. I'm bored now...

Marshall Vismund Cygnus Day 780, 15:05

i thing we're going to have to go 1814 on your ass and burn down the Whitehouse, in responce to you INVADING CANADA.

Canada, you traitors, James Wolfe did not die for this!

Captain Salty Kushskins Day 780, 15:15

Bros before hoes, Marshall

milestailsprower Day 780, 15:27

UKCONQUERINGMAXXXXXXX

Pensive Day 780, 16:00

"Save your money for Asia, Serbia is coming."
UK may fall, but you will not crush the UK Spirit

James Wiens Day 780, 16:17

Marshall Cygnus, you DO know what you guys were doing to Canada last summer, right? We would never treat you any worse than you have treated us.

Danie Fox Day 780, 16:23

The US has actually invaded Canada before. The UK never did, that, we just region swapped after being embargoed by Eden

Tyler F Durden Day 780, 16:27

Wrong daniecox.

There was no such thing as EDEN when UK betrayed Canada.

Also, UK willingly held Canadian regions as their own.
(Alberta & the maritimes)

Nice try tho.

😉

James Wiens Day 780, 16:33

We've forgiven the US- and in time, we let the past slide with the UK too. Personally, I'd be happy to do that right now, but you guys make it kind of tricky with the whole constantly attacking thing.

Emergy Maxfell Day 780, 17:30

That was actually pretty funny. I lol'd at the Abby Road pic.

Spencer Magee Day 780, 21:49

"UK may fall, but you will not crush the UK Spirit"

I've read your forums before. Anyone who has read these dolt's forum knows how messed up they are, and hardly unified. Nuff said

Rainer N Day 781, 08:22

the UK leadership have turned this once respected country into
the land of Failure.

people of the UK, use your impending annihilation to realize that your current leadership is leading you unto your death

Max Blue Day 781, 08:37

haha Canada got betrayed. LMAO... guted.

Max Blue Day 781, 08:38

I guess you guys were just to lame...haha

Horice G Fossil Day 781, 12:30

Meh !

Horice 🙂

benni hill Day 781, 14:38

I call dibs for Duke of Earl

Jacen Molare Day 781, 18:00

Sorry, did someone cry betrayal...go learn to history brah! eUK was not part of your alliance, therefore could not betray you!

But then it would be too much for you eAmericans to realise you are part of the problem!

You'll never learn!

Tyler F Durden Day 781, 18:52

So....eUK giving Scotland to eHungary so they could region swap during the invasion is not betrayal?

How about eUK Alberta? Or eUK Maritimes?

Britons have an odd notion of what betrayal is...

Sounds like shameful denial, but WE were ther mofo - we know what YOU did, and you'll pay.

🙂

Dishmcds Day 782, 00:28

I call dibs on whoever manages to figure out how to push the button.

Druffy Spinkilingus Day 782, 08:14

I think we are screwed if we use British tanks!
We all know theyre their favourite form of target prctice in RL Iraq! D=

benni hill Day 782, 08:24

We will be ok the Americans on the other side

LiveFreeOrDie Day 783, 14:25

I am shocked and awed by the lack of wit of the eUK players. Pretty poor stuff coming from the land that provided John Cleese. Quick eUK: Find someone funny to troll for you.

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