I CAN HAZ ALIANCE

Day 866, 14:04 • Published in Serbia Serbia • by NOxx

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Ovo je moj novinarski odgovor na pisanje Max MacFarland 2, u kojem je on izneo "hipoteticki" razgovor izmedju nekih EDEN zemalja i zemalja Phoenix-a o tome kako bi bilo zgodno da napadnu eUSA jer... pa ne znam zasto, mozda vi shvatite:link na clanak.

Clanak ce biti podeljen u 2 dela. Jedan deo je kao ozbiljan i reci cu vam sta mislim o ovome, ukratko, tako da ne morate bas da ga preskocite. Drugi deo je ekskluziva i ovde cu iskopirati jos jedan "hipoteticki" razgovor izmedju eUSA i njihovih novih saveznika (jer kao sto vidite nisu vise u EDEN-u)

Dakle sta nam ovo donosi pisanje Max-a? Pa donosi nam trenutno zahladjenje odnosa eUSA sa nekim EDEN clanicama, npr eGrcka ih i dalje podrzava. Kazem trenutno jer EDEN-u nikako nece odgovarati da eUSA izgubi Karnatku i preda je nekoj Phoenix zemlji, a eUSA nikako ne odgovara da nema jake MPP-ove. Dakle, oni su i dalje potrebni jedni drugima. Kada ce im doci iz du*eta u glavu videcemo. Ja se nadam dovoljno da Phoenix ocisti Aziju i da mi osvojimo Tokio.

Sa druge strane ovo je mozda blef ali sanse za tako nesto su po meni minmalne. Takodje ne treba likovati jer nadam se da se secate kada je eMadjarska zakazala u nekim vaznim bitkama, kahm, u eNemackoj. Sva sreca, Madjari nisu cizburger nacija, vec se truju gulas-paprikasom. 🙂

SUPER TAJNI TRANSKRIPT

Kako kopiranje tajnih razgovora nije dozvoljeno, recimo da je ovo "hipoteticki" razgovor vodja eUSA koje cemo nazvati USA1, USA2, 3m341ck i njihovih novih saveznika SOUTH AFRICA, CANADA, ISRAEL i BiH1, BiH2 i GREECE, CHINA. To znaci da se ovaj razgovor "nikad nije desio".

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Cetvrtak 1 April, vreme: otprilike u vreme smene radnika u McDek-u.

#secretroommajkemi

[..:08:21] GREECE: wow BiH1 that one is cool
[..:08:25] GREECE: but check this one: http://houseofkitty.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/881780362980_hello_kitty_cheerleader_doll.jpg
[..:08:29] BiH1: GREECE: yeah my brother haz taht one
[..:08:31] ISRAEL: haha
[..:08:31] USA1: BiH1: and GREECE can we be serious for a moment
[..:08:32] *3m341ck: define mode: -fail
[..:08:33] USA2: 3m341ck: tnx
[..:08:33] CHINA: hola
[..:08:34] USA1: CHINA wtf?! whe are waiting for you for over an hour...
[..:08:35] CHINA: ah sorry i had to...umm...get something...um you know
[..:08:39] ISRAEL: c'mon USA1 start
[..:08:45] USA1: ok, as you all know, eUSA is no longer in EDEN so we are stuck with you
[..:08:50] BiH1: you could be nicer, I meen we are here to hellp you...-.-
[..:08:51] 3m341ck: BIH1: and we are always sending you help for elections, remmeber those 150 soldires we sent last month
[..:08:53] USA2: what was that region, we sent them to? I cant remmber..3m341ck you are good with geography..
[..:08:56] 3m341ck: USA2: Federation of Benin and Honduras I think...yeah thats it
[..:08:56] BiH2: BiH1: cut bolan nemoj zajebavat, amerkanci su to...; 3m341ck: we are grejtfull, tenk ju
[..:08:59] 3m341ck: BiH2: dont mention it...and please learn to write emerickan...
[..:09:02] SOUTH AFRICA: ok lets do bussiness
[..:09:15] USA1: kk, so the plan is this. you help us hold on to Karnatka.
[..:09:19] ISRAEL: and...?
[..:09:20] USA2: and what?
[..:09:24] ISRAEL: um...nothing...
[..:09:27] 3m341ck: ok, now for the details, SOUTH AFRICA: how many spears do you have?
[..:09:28] SOUTH AFRICA: spears??
[..:09:30] 3m341ck: yeah you now, because you are from that w/e continent;so you dont have guns, and you know technology and stuff...spears = armed men...geez you're thick...
[..:09:30] SOUTH AFRICA: I'am a student of molecular biology...
[..:09:31] USA2: ok, you are a gardner in a middle of Sahara...good for you...now tell us how many spears do you have?
[..:09:33] SOUTH AFRICA: w/e, we have some 50 man capable oh doing 75k with Q5...um s p e a r s, cause we live in jungle and dont have guns...-.-
[..:09:35] CHINA: SELLING Q4 HOUSE 10gp....PM ME....NO A SCAM
[..:09:36] CHINA: SELLING Q4 HOUSE 10gp....PM ME....NO A SCAM
[..:09:37] CHINA: SELLING Q4 HOUSE 10gp....PM ME....NO A SCAM
[..:09:39] 3m341ck: CHINA: wtf?!? please dont spam our secret meating...
[..:09:41] CANADA: CHINA: ill have some of that
[..:09:43] USA2: CANADA: omg, are you an idi*t??!?!?!!!11111eleven
[..:09:55] 3m341ck: SOUTH AFRICA: ok thank you, I will call on your forces when needed.
[..:09:59] 3m341ck: ISRAEL: you are providing gold, and lots of it
[..:10:05] ISRAEL: what?? but we dont have any gold, we dont even have 15 active people
[..:10:06] USA2: ISRAEL: cmon, we all know you have gold and lots of it...
[..:10:08] USA1: yeah, you are bound to have some org full of gold 😉
[..:10:10] ISRAEL: fu*k you
[..:10:15] SOUTH AFRICA: ISRAEL: i totaly agree
[..:10:18] CANADA: USA2: I am not an idiot, you are...
[..:10:18] USA2: ...
[..:10:22] GREECE: guys check this out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P6UU6m3cqk roflcopter 😃DDDDDDDDD
[..:10:23] 3m341ck: GREECE pls get serious
[..:1😇8] BiH1: 3m341ck: dou America you have any MP3's activated?
[..:10:40] 3m341ck: BiH1: what the fu*k? mp3's??
[..:10:42] BiH2: 3m341ck: mp3's you knou, alliances
[..:10:42] 3m341ck: USA1; USA2; ok lets pack it up and go lick some ED*N boots...and beg for forgiveness