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Huzzah! - our blood was spilled, our rounds were fired - heck - even my pockets got drained. But not wasted - after a long battle, Southern Bohemia got liberated!



Too good to be true

However, one tiny thing made me wondering. Why on Earth some Iranians were among our supporters? Battle Hero medals? Yeah, that would make sense if there was a small number of them. But their backup was more visible than during the battles of Bavaria, Upper Austria, even of Northern Bohemia. The disproportion is significant. Yeah, such military might would be lovely, but we don't have anything to boast about out here. So what's going on?



Zooming back

The first thing that happened after yearning for freedom Czechs won their struggle? Slovenia declaring Czech Republic as its Natural Enemy. Honestly speaking, I was considering (and still am) Slovenia as a little brat on dope. Hyperactive and treating conquest as their life-long dream. That issue was worrying terryfing me since they steam-rolled Austria. Switzerland was occupied as well, but it is a distant land, nothing to be done there.

But this Blitzkrieg meant only one thing - that we are on their list (creepy). So I have created a governmental & congressional chat via PMs. "With whom should we sign our Mutual Protection Pacts?" Silly me, I forgot that TWO just collapsed and no one was interested in creating molochs. But everybody tried, I think.

And there was a happy end - Slovenia joined Asteria, but Austria successfuly rebeled as well. The chapter was closed.

Oh, how wrong I was...



A Conspiracy Theory Starter Kit™

As you know, or you can read from my recent article, we were invaded by Iran, which joined Asteria, etc. etc. Doesn't matter, we got liberated.

Sorry to say that, it was all planned. I can't give all the sources of my suspicions, some of them are confidential and it would be a faux pas. But I'm not a member of the Illuminati, if you ask.

My first theory was those are preparations to attack Poland. Wonderful, but the shortest path to Polish core regions is through Moravia! And Iranian defence in Northern Bohemia would be a silly prank. However, Slovenia is fighting with Germark (union of Germany & Denmark) and Poland is trying to protect the eastern Germany, plus Denmark by creating a cordon sanitare made of itself.




The "best" plan ever

So, Slovenia is using us as their path to eastern Germany. Probably, the war in Saxony will begin and as there is an ongoing German-Slovenian war, they will continue their invasion. A war with Sirius is avoided. Best plan ever.

Or is it? If I were forced to base my opinion only on this military plan, I would be forced to name the Slovenian Minister of Defence (hey-o!) a halfwit. Please notice how many colonies Poland has. A few, but nothing extravagant. Now, we should estimate Polish firepower. Enormous. So, Poland will prevent the future Resistance war in Saxony, no matter how much will be spent and how many people will be relocated. A great joke, Slovenia. I wish you that you've got something else up your sleeve.

But the artillery went silent, so it must be good news. Oh, must it?



Emperor of Antarctica
Thomas Gorzkiewski