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How to use a giveaway contest - free Q7 weapons for all eIrish Citizens

Day 1,809, 14:54 by Death and Taxes


Right, time to have some fun, score a few points, a slam dunk and then a mighty rebound in helping the nation somewhat. Nothing gives a better feeling than that I can tell you.

Those of a nervous disposition should turn away now...

Recognise this little thieving scumbag?



Here he is in his MU of one. One because nobody likes being associated with thieving scumbags.



Now sawc was well known for giving free food away, not just in Ireland, but in all his previous incarnations and previous eCountries he lived in. Problem is, sawc never used his own money for these give-aways, they were usually funded from his robberies.



So when sawc got rumbled shortly before he attempted to become CP here, he decided to high-tail it from Ireland with a few million robbed from our treasury.

So where did he go?



Well, sawc went to the good ol US of A where he was given citizenship by no less an august person as Chickensguys, now known as Captain Qwark. Now Chickensguys would have you believe that he is a Marmite character (pro-tip: means something you either love or hate). Well I'm very sorry, Chickensguys is not Marmite, he's more like a sh*t sandwich. The only people who like Chickensguys are people like Pizza The Hut aka Ronald Gipper Reagan here. These people are part of the cancer that affects the USA.

Now sawc is well known for his generosity with other peoples' monies. I can't even begin to think what the pay-off was for citizenship, particularly seeing as we are told that Chickensguys didn't know sawc and isn't even his friend.

In the meantime, Chickensguys comes to Ireland and what's the first thing he does?



I'm sorry, but are you detecting a pattern here? It's well known that certain despicable elements of society tend to stick together, repeat the same patterns and abuse and use the general population with the same tactics.

Looks like multi-ple attempts of manipulation, coercion and thievery here.

Now I need your attention on something else. Not so long ago, the MoD released an article about a possible merger between eCanada and eIreland, basically this would involve a pooling of resources. This was an idea that was overwhelmingly rejected by the Irish citizen, both in the thread and also in a recent survey by Stilpo.

You may be aware that with the current missions we are missing an NE to get one mission completed. An attempt was made to get an NE against Poland, even though it would have resulted in another wipe. This has failed.

There is a proposal to have an NE against Canada, a friendly training war to complete our NE to which the Canadians need to start by winning an RW currently ongoing here.

Now the Canadians are being very enthusiastic about this. VERY enthusiastic. ALMOST as enthusiastic as they were about the CanIre confederation. While no-one can deny our bona fides, surely no-one suspects the Canadian government of plotting a CanIre confederation through a back door training war?

Hmm?

Which is a nice segue for the promotional aspect of this article.



To prove to you that it is possible to give stuff away without stealing it, and also to prepare ourselves for a potential 'training war' with Canada, I am giving away 10 Q7 tanks to each Irish citizen that comments on the article below.

I will give 20 Q7 tanks to every member of Bootcamp that participates so please indicate if you are a member

The following rules apply:

One set of tanks per citizen
You have to be an eIrish citizen
Each reply must begin 'If I was CP of Ireland I would....' and end with an answer of your choice. Funniest comment gets an extra 20 Q7 tanks.
Weapons will be given out while this article is live on the front page, no weapons will be given out once the article becomes historical.

Don't bother joining Boot Camp and then making a comment, I've taken a screenshot of the current member list.

Last bit, Chickensguys, sawc and I do these things to be popular, but we do it for different reasons. Lots of people do give-aways and donations secretly and without fuss. These are the real heroes and heroines of this country.

Giveaway totals = 430 tanks

Irasian gets the award for most amusing remark, another 20 tanks for BC




 

Comments

Yddub Emwolb
Yddub Emwolb Day 1,809, 14:59

THIRST!

xXAbraxasXx
xXAbraxasXx Day 1,809, 15:06

If I was CP of Ireland I would crush the internet by typing Google into Google!!! : D

Liam Tatlock
Liam Tatlock Day 1,809, 15:08

If I was CP of Ireland I would make Kurgan Minister of Communications

Winston Hope Smith
Winston Hope Smith Day 1,809, 15:08

If I was CP of this country I would hope to leave it in a better place than where I found it

Vote whs

Sweet Drinker
Sweet Drinker Day 1,809, 15:10

If I was CP of Ireland I would restore our endowment system in a similar manner to how I created it in the first place. Unfortunately I don't have time to be CP this month.

Send the tanks to rikian, he'll know what to do with'em o7

asecondchance
asecondchance Day 1,809, 15:16

If I was CP of Ireland I would make us competitive again instead of just kicking the can down the block...

AppleMan
AppleMan Day 1,809, 15:21

If I was CP of Ireland I would make all the hunnies swoon with my hip gyrations as I hand out free bread in the streets: kinda like an Elvis Caesar.

Paddy OBrien
Paddy OBrien Day 1,809, 15:30

If I was CP of Ireland, I would put free beer in every bar, and a smilin' lass to serve it up.

Til then I'll just have to say Malbekh rocks

HAUGH HAS A BIG COCK
HAUGH HAS A BIG COCK Day 1,809, 15:34

I saw'd it first

Ethel Rosenberg
Ethel Rosenberg Day 1,809, 15:56

Voted...

and I'll just have to say Malbekh rocks x2

MrConway
MrConway Day 1,809, 16:03

If I was CP of Ireland you'd be my stools.

Releasethe Krakken
Releasethe Krakken Day 1,809, 16:04

Day 1,809, 15:30 If I was CP of Ireland, I would put free beer in every bar, and a smilin' lass to serve it up.

interesting, very funny just met the son of a RL crook well like father like son i was almost thinking. its like dishonesty almost oozes out of these ppl every thought is corrupt. well enough of thieves and crooks the final reckoning will probably get them. well anyway dont think quark is a multi or there is more to a NE with canada than just the quest.

Damhnaic
Damhnaic Day 1,809, 16:10

v+shouted. very good article

Irasian
Irasian Day 1,809, 16:23

If I was CP of Ireland I would get Chance Harrison to do all the work. Oh wait that has already happened. : S

prostokreten
prostokreten Day 1,809, 16:36

voted

Quilly21
Quilly21 Day 1,809, 17:19

if i was CP of Ireland, i wouldn't NE Poland !

Bosshawk
Bosshawk Day 1,809, 17:40

If i was CP of Ireland,

Id find a way to make it feasible for our business owners who commit to supporting our community to actually survive and make a profit in order for them to continue to fund and support our nation.

Sleep is for the weak
Sleep is for the weak Day 1,809, 17:42

if I was Irish citizen I'd stop pointing finger in everyone who tries to help this country just because "someone" robbed us in past..

So what if they both done giveaways, that doesn't mean they both had/will have access on country org's; only an idiot would give it to anyone else cept CP/MoF from now on...

Hannesz
Hannesz Day 1,809, 19:07

If I was CP of Ireland I would wondering why so many people voted on someone that has not much experience in government and is drunk every f-ing night...

Caoimhghin Mac Gabhann
Caoimhghin Mac Gabhann Day 1,809, 19:12

If I was CP of Ireland I would start a newspaper saying what i would do as CP.

Johnnie Rebel
Johnnie Rebel Day 1,809, 19:38

if i was CP of Ireland i'd resign

Fishums
Fishums Day 1,809, 21:11

If I was CP of Ireland I'd probably take a vacation.

Viktor Kurgan
Viktor Kurgan Day 1,809, 21:12

Malbekh Day 1,808, 14:14

"Conway got 100,000, the money was routed through the markets. Conway has given all this money back.

So endeth the lesson "

2 questions:
1. How do you know he got 100 000 iep when we were told he got 200 000 iep....Can you show us evidences he got only 100 000 iep from Marcus?
Surely you must have one.

2. Why he had to return through monetray market? Coudn't he just donate it back? I am economic noob so explain me please.

Viktor Kurgan
Viktor Kurgan Day 1,809, 21:35

Nogin the nog Day 1,809, 19:26

"Very good, but there's only one original version and that's here:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/ministry-of-finance-update-on-theft-2142204/1/20

Marcus is guilty without a shadow of a doubt, as he was given up by one of his accomplices, who returned some cash. "

Some cash?
Not all?
I assume nogin is talking about Conway.

Malbekh also saying he knows how transaction took place and that is how he knows Conway got only 100 000 ieps.

Viktor Kurgan
Viktor Kurgan Day 1,809, 21:40

First...Malbekh can you explain how do you know how transaction took place? Your source of info?

Second...considering You, Moo and castaneda are so respected by IBhoy to be part of Yddub's government makes sure your theft "evidences" are part of smoke screen to hide the facts who is really involved in theft.

Right now its clear Marcus is innocent.......not so sure about you and your "Libertad" fcks.

Viktor Kurgan
Viktor Kurgan Day 1,809, 21:42

You also said it's not 200 000 coz BSBM forged evidences but....

YOU BASED YOUR ACCUSATION AGAINST MARCUS BASED ENTIRELY ON BSBM'S EVIDENCES.

You claim Conway gave up Marcus.....Conway has a trustworthy of a snake....


What game are you playing?

CallOfCthulhu
CallOfCthulhu Day 1,809, 22:39

If i was CP of Ireland I'd awake from my millennia long slumber and crush all its enemies, oh and probably leave boot camp, there is probably something wrong with that

Aries Prime
Aries Prime Day 1,810, 00:39

I am damn glad we got that NE with Poland smacked down : )

Also I was willing to give Qwark a shot but I suppose this new evidence makes that a bit harder. Nice reporting.

If I was CP I would have an all Irish cabinet with an emphasis on the economy, strengthening ties with UK and EDEN, and security would not be an issue since only myself and maybe a prospected MoF would have access to funds.

Nataliia from Galicia
Nataliia from Galicia Day 1,810, 01:31

If I was CP I would become the Irish queen and nothing else maaatterrrrrssss

Lord Scego
Lord Scego Day 1,810, 01:59

'If I was CP of Ireland I would give Victor Kurgan the CP spot and let him rule as dictator.'

Darragh Davis
Darragh Davis Day 1,810, 03:45

If I was CP of Ireland I would kick Conway in the nuts.

Milesian
Milesian Day 1,810, 06:00

v

Cpt Jackson
Cpt Jackson Day 1,810, 06:05

If I was CP - Free Beer

Leo Demidov
Leo Demidov Day 1,810, 06:33

If I was CP, I would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Shytach
Shytach Day 1,810, 06:37

If I was CP of Ireland, I'd wonder how the hell I became CP of Ireland.

Frank Dobbs
Frank Dobbs Day 1,810, 06:53

If I was CP I'd make Malbekh do all the work - he does it so well o7

Lexone
Lexone Day 1,810, 08:11

If I was cp if Ireland , I would resign

Yddub Emwolb
Yddub Emwolb Day 1,810, 08:17

If I was cp if eIreland I'd close it down for restoration.

Bhane
Bhane Day 1,810, 08:21

If I was CP of Ireland, we would find our "awesome" again.

Adam Ladd
Adam Ladd Day 1,810, 10:32

If I was CP of Ireland I would invade American

Katelynne
Katelynne Day 1,810, 11:35

If I was CP of Ireland I would marry to Psych0

pinkerbell
pinkerbell Day 1,810, 19:08

If I was CP of Ireland I would quit because it seems really stressful and everyone argues here all the time
: (

FjakaST
FjakaST Day 1,811, 02:21

If I was CP of Ireland I would have CP medal on my wall !

CaseyQ
CaseyQ Day 1,811, 04:59

If I was cp I would work on the economy

LacticAcid
LacticAcid Day 1,811, 05:05

If i was cp i would change my avatar

orangejuicemmm
orangejuicemmm Day 1,811, 05:35

If I was CP of Ireland I would....invade Poland like the good ol' days

Also, you are basically calling Mirek12345 a thief and putting him in the same bracket as sawc and Captain Quark...granted I would as well but I hope you realise it to.

He stole from Ireland, disappeared, came back and started giving out free food. You like the rest of your idiot friends bought into this and accepted him back in just because of this apparent act of good will. But then again, he's your friend so he..

orangejuicemmm
orangejuicemmm Day 1,811, 05:35

can do it right?

Hypocrite.

orangejuicemmm
orangejuicemmm Day 1,811, 05:38

and for once everything (most) of what Kurgan said is legit.

Death and Taxes
Death and Taxes Day 1,811, 08:34

Nah. mirek screwed up and gave the money back. He did it cause he gave into temptation. sawc is just a thieving scumball who was never going to give anything back. I never said that Chickensguys was a thief. just pointed out a number of very interesting coincidences.

As for you, the best thing you could do for the country is ask your mate Marcus to give the money back, much the way you did when you stole from the country.

Grainne Ni Mhaille
Grainne Ni Mhaille Day 1,811, 08:42

If I was CP of Ireland, I'd whip your shins with a length of wavin, and put manners on you all.
Then we'd go raidin'

 
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