In Ireland the C in CP stands for Corrupt

Day 1,778, 14:13 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Death and Taxes


I'm in a state of shock. We have 5 candidates for President at the moment and it turns out the majority of them are either corrupt, or have been accused of corruption by reliable sources like The Kurgan.



This widely available screenshot and annotations from someone I trust implicitly gives the lie to what I am talking about (those of you using Google Translate are like so screwed with that one)

sawc aka Sir Arthur William Currie aka maedoc aka mg and his allegedly multidudious multis, has been found guilty and condemned from nicking dosh from that bastion of civility eCanada as mg, and nicking supplies for one of his 'feed the world' campaigns as SAWC before fleeing here and becoming mini-me sawc.

But don't take my word for it. No less a person than Rolo Tahmasee has written here Rolo - friend of Ireland about the whole thing. Rolo as you know is a great ally of Ireland and would never conspire to NE our country. No sir.

But I digress, surely mini-me-sawc having been caught red-handed on three occasions is going to get caught once again if elected CP of this country? Yes I know he feeds the world, yes I know he spends hours on #eire.military doling out supplies and giving advice. But we must have standards!

Speaking of standards, how come the morally holier-than-thou ILP are suddenly backing a known thief of government funds (OK Canadian funds but who's counting)

Now take these wise guys for example:



The Kurgan has said on the record that iBhoy and Sweet ran some sort of Al Capone racket in eIreland, and not content to ransack our piggy-banks the Chief and his crew are back again to take the final slice of the pie.

This group of 8 contains more corruption than your average Fianna Fail party. Down with this sort of thing I say. A vote for ibhoy is a vote to return this country back to its glorious past small-minded big man past, something we could well do without.

Indeed mirek12345 who confessed in this article seems a comparative saint by comparison, but that's only because he got caught and felt guilty about it.

As for the other two, well, I'm keeping an eye on you. The many-travelled Bristel might just be a fellow-traveller, and just because Rikian is BC commander and supply officer and the better and more aggressive tank than sawc, doesn't mean that he's actually any good does it?

It's shocking that only mirek the confessor has actually written an article on his candidature. I demand that the other candidates take this job seriously and answer to their various crimes.