He's not the Messiah...
Mr Woldy
The Messiah?!
I logged on today to see Dapper claim that BIGANT, notorious scandal mongerer, gerrymanderer and bank robber has been proclaimed MESSIAH by the remnants of his old cronyist party!
Of course, the eUK community has reeled in shock at such an insult to our collective memory and consciousness.
We remember what happened last time BA was in charge! Dodgy goings on, and vanishing coffers!
But one certain phrase comes to mind when BA is described as the messiah...
he's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
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It's starting again. Trainwreck fest. Wooohooo
It's symbolic of his struggle against reality.
/me likes and throws money at you.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/celebrating-7-years-with-7-women-boobs-censored-version--2469290/1/20
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/last-mission-i-hope-so--2469118/1/20
You have heard that it was said, ‘Eye for eye, and tooth for tooth.’But I tell you, do not resist an evil person. If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek ,And if anyone wants to sue you and take your shirt, hand over your coat as well. If anyone forces you to go one mile, go with them two miles.Give to the one who asks you, and do not turn away from the one who wants to borrow from you.
You have heard that it was said, ‘Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’ But I tell you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, that you may be children of your Father in heaven. He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous. If you love those who love you, what reward will you get? Are not even the tax collectors doing that? And if you greet only your own people, what are you doing more than others? Do not even pagans do that? Be perfect, therefore, as your heavenly Father is perfect.
Our True Messiah has returned
Amen
who fashion idols are nothing, and the things they delight in do not profit. Their witnesses neither see nor know, that they may be put to shame. Who fashions a god or casts an idol that is profitable for nothing? Behold, all his companions shall be put to shame, and the craftsmen are only human. Let them all assemble, let them stand forth. They shall be terrified; they shall be put to shame together. The ironsmith takes a cutting tool and works it over the coals. He fashions it with hammers and works it with his strong arm. He becomes hungry, and his strength fails; he drinks no water and is faint. The carpenter stretches a line; he marks it out with a pencil. He shapes it with planes and marks it with a compass. He shapes it into the figure of a man, with the beauty of a man, to dwell in a house.
Amen
As believers in Jesus Christ, our work is to believe while God works on our behalf.”
the real Messiah is his holyness the glorious wonderful Dio Brando, may he rest in peace in the sands of time
http://www.vox.com/cards/ukraine-everything-you-need-to-know
I'd expect nothing less, we've done the communism thing, the anarchy thing. Now we're going for religion. The common denominator being control of the masses, each have fabulous boil-in-the-bag pre-tested models of propaganda, getting lots of people to put an X where you want.