Government Update: Chimor

Day 1,622, 16:41 Published in Australia China by deadaccount
Update #1: I have made contact with the Brazilian government and we are looking at getting this issue resolved ASAP.

Update #2: We believe we have a solution. Two plans have been presented to the Brazilian CP. We are waiting for his decision and final signoff.

Update #3: South Africa's CP has approached Australia to organise a training war. We have agreed to this and are working out the details. This agreement still requires approval from the Australian and South African congress but we are confident this will come.

Three days ago, Binda33 approached the CP of Brazil and asked them to release Chimor so that Australia could invade and occupy it. Brazil did not need the resource and Australia needed a war. Brazil’s CP responded that he needed to talk to his Defence Minister before this could be agreed to, and so Australia waited for their response.

Yesterday, Brazil’s Defence Minister contacted Binda on IRC, and told her that Brazil would be releasing Chimor. Brazil’s MoD battle orders for day 1621 were updated to indicate that Brazil would not be fighting for Chimor. We (the Australian government) took as an indication that a deal had been struck and deployed our forces to Chimor to ensure that the region was released.

Brazil won the first battle, but we pushed the second for Peru and everything was progressing well. In the third battle, however, Brazil started fighting back. We assumed this was the actions of rogue citizens ignoring the MoD orders, and continued to fight hard - but more and more Brazilian citizens were joining the battle.

I started contacting the heavy hitters, asking them to stop fighting for Chimor so that it could be released for us. That’s when the problems started - the heavy hitters apologised to me and stopped fighting, but told me that the Brazilian MoD orders for day 1622 indicated that Brazil would be fighting to retain Chimor.

Binda33 and I immediately attempted to get in contact with Brazil’s cabinet to get this resolved. We sent numerous PMs to the Brazilian CP and jumped into the Brazilian IRC channel to talk with their cabinet. Our PMs were ignored (except for one initial reply) and to our surprise when we joined the Brazilian IRC channel their cabinet was nowhere to be found, and their confused citizens said that the agreement was not communicated to them.

Binda33 and I stayed up until 1 AM to attempt to get in contact with someone in the Brazilian government to get this resolved, but after trying our hardest to get somebody to talk to (both through in-game PMs and IRC) we eventually had to give up and go to bed - after all, we both have RL jobs to go to on Monday.

Unsurprisingly, when I woke up 5 hours later to get ready for work, Brazil had won the next 3 battles and will more than likely be retaining Chimor this time. We do not have the damage to force the release of Chimor.

This is an exceptionally disappointing outcome - we were lead to believe (through IRC conversations and the official Brazilian MoD paper) that we had a deal finalised, and now we have been informed that the decision had not been communicated to the public. The invasion of Chimor remains our Plan A, and Binda and I will be working as hard as we can to finalise this deal today. The Senate stands ready to NE Peru as soon as we get a border.

We are still confident that the release of Chimor for the purposes of an Australian invasion will occur shortly. Brazil continue to remain Australian friends and allies, and I am sure that this minor hiccup will be resolved ASAP.

At the same time, we also have a plan B, C, D and E drafted should the Chimor deal fall through (none of these plans involve an alliance switch or an assault on Indonesia). We will relay any important information as we get it - everything is a work in progress and we’re all working as hard as we can to make things happen.

I wish to express my sincere thanks and apologies to all Australians, allies and friends that worked hard to drop some serious damage last night. You all deserve True Patriot medals for working hard for your country or your friends.

I will relay any important information as it comes to hand. Stay tuned.

Regards,
Mudkip McMudkip
Minister of Defence