GOLDEN FOREST AWARD

Day 2,604, 10:06 • Published in North Macedonia Israel • by Black Coyote
Note:The names of the characters were picked randomly and totally unintentionally.

When the void comes,I`m like:

When 3VMD(AKA: Chicken McNugget) comes,he is like:

When the Jardon comes,I`m like:"Here he goes again"

He is like:"Die,all of you"

When Thrax comes,we`re all like:

When smeegol comes,he is like:

I`m like:"Poor guy"

Why Jardon was bushwalking?
-He was trying to find his platypus relatives.

Why 3VMD(AKA: Chicken McNugget) crossed the road?
-Because he was a chicken…buk buk buk buk vruuuuuuuuuuuuum…RIP…

Doctor I say doctor will my boy live?!!-asks Foghorn Leghorn(mr .McNugget).Jardon replies I`m not sure,but look on the bright side,atleast he`ll make a wonderful stew!

Doctor,doctor why the chocolate I make reeks?-asks Thrax.
-That’s not a chocolate!
Oh,no wonder it has a terrible taste.

Bonus:
Smeegol robbed a jewelry store`s window…he was caught when he came back for the brick.
Why smeegol takes showers with his dad?If he slips,he`ll have something to hang on to.

Yours truly,
TheTrendoReborn