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Fellow Americans,

You may not know me, but my name is Jufedkg Borman and I'm a proud American. I write you today about an important issue the eUS must deal with, and I ask that you read through all the way to the end before forming any opinions – whether you want to agree or disagree with me. I know certain subjects enflame passions and lead many people to stop reading – but I ask that you read all the way through and hear what I have to say.
The reason I'm writing today is about a grave threat facing our nation. Sure, there are many – Poland, Spain, Mexico, etc. This one, however, is an internal threat: the American Conservative Party.

“But Jufedkg, how can you call such a party a threat, and yet claim to be a Conservative at the same time!?”

It’s simple – there is nothing inherently wrong with conservatives, conservatism, or the American Conservative Party (ACP). I am very conservative and strive to promote the conservative viewpoint in RL (real, or real life) and in any games I play – because it’s what I strongly believe in. I was originally a member of the Fraternity, but I decided to leave that party when the man in charge of our merger with another party approached me about the subject in a very unprofessional and undiplomatic way. When Pizza the Hut messaged me about joining the ACP, it was a no-brainer.

I spent some period of time as a proud member of the ACP, because of my conservative beliefs, and even voted for Pizza the Hut in the presidential election. I simply accepted that because he was Party President (PP) of the ACP he was reliable, trust-worthy, and deserving of my vote. It was a newb’s mistake of mine, and despite him not winning, I regret it. For you see, the ACP is not a threat to America – Pizza the Hut is. While he leads the ACP, he will use it as a tool to further his own ends and thus use it as a tool against America – despite the fact that the vast majority of its members are most assuredly against such a use.

I’d like to clarify here that Pizza the Hut has never been anything but nice to me. He was friendly when he first contacted me and helped get me back into the US after Spain conquered my home state of Virginia. He was concerned about me being in the US so that I could be a member of the ACP, but he was still friendly and helpful. Judging him on my interactions alone, he’s a standup guy and poses no real threat to America. To judge him simply on these interactions, though, would be irresponsible and dangerous.

I was applying to certain organizations recently who raised concerns about my membership in the ACP, claiming that Pizza was a proven enemy of the US. I was alarmed by these concerns and decided to investigate before taking them at face value, after all – he’d been nothing but kind to me. When I approached my RL friend who recruited me to the game, he verified these claims. He told me how Pizza’s previous account (Ajay) perpetrated a succession of attempted (and at one point successful) PTOs (of America and otherwise) and had formed documented partnerships with America’s enemies in order to gain political power. I sifted through some forums just to further verify these claims, and was content with the information I’d found. I eventually spoke to Pizza about my decision to leave the ACP and told him my reasons for doing so. He defended himself against my claims, but it was a defense I’d read before and could not convince me against the overwhelming amount of evidence stacked against him. Pizza was and is clearly a threat to America and will stop at no ends to achieve his own political power, regardless of whomever or whatever nation he destroys in the process.

Pizza and I parted on amicable terms, but everything I have read and seen has proven that he is not dedicated to America – but rather to political power. As such, I find that it is my duty to point out his true nature and to educate people about him. Like many players are, I was content to be a “two-clicker” and simply followed Pizza because I liked the words in his party name. This is dangerous and can not be allowed to happen.

Members of the American Conservative Party, I hope that after reading this you realize why certain people have contacted you about leaving the ACP. I too received one of these messages and the poor manner with which I was approached would have encouraged me to STAY in the ACP, had I not already left and done my own research. Given this, I understand why such messages may have strengthened your resolve to support Pizza or the ACP. I can only hope that after reading my article, though, you realize the source of truth from which these people approached you.

I will not tell you to join a certain party or pick between two options so as to “Keep the ACP out of the top five.” The ACP could be number one or last on the list, it doesn’t matter to me because as long as Pizza serves as the PP – the ACP is a threat to America. I ask that you, the members of the ACP, do one of two things:
1.) Leave the ACP and join whatever other party you think best represents you
2.) Impeach Pizza and replace him with a conservative who cares about America and will actively work to promote her and her interests, instead of their own selfish political designs

Pizza has shown himself to be a kind and friendly person to myself. His record, however, is undeniable and shows his true colors – we can’t trust him on any level, with citizenship, with a party, with a party presidency, and certainly not with our support. As Americans, it is our duty to take away from him the political base from which he hopes to profit. As Americans, it is our duty to get rid of Pizza the Hut and defend our country.


This article is not dedicated to describing what Pizza the Hut has done to hurt this nation, it has another purpose. To simply accept what I have to say, though, would be irresponsible. I encourage everyone to read the full story about Pizza so that they can see and understand where I come from. Then, speak to Pizza or read what he has written. As an accused, he has the right to defend himself. Though, I believe that anyone who thoroughly researches this matter will come to the same obvious conclusion that I have: the proof is clearly stacked against Pizza the Hut.