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Today we start with the renewal of a very common conflict in the New World, Canada vs the UK. This war started because the UK invaded Norway in order to have some fun, earn some tp medals, and just try to alleviate the boredom that comes with not having battles of your own to fight in. Norway is a small country with just 300 citizens and only 2 regions (They have 5 original regions but trade 3 to Russia for payment), this made the UK's first assault on Norway a success and they easily took
Vestlandet. However things have quickly turned against the UK as the Netherlands and Canada have both attacked the UK in response, Canada seizing Walesand West Midlands while the Netherlands retook Vestlandet. Norway has also contributed by successfully conquering Scotland.

An optimistic article that came out of the UK.



1. UK resistance war against Norway in Scotland. The score is currently 11-11 though the UK currently controls all four divisions.

2. Norwegian attack against the UK in Northwest of England. A victory here would cost the UK 20% of its weapons productivity, provided the UK does not succeed in its RW's against Canada. This battle currently stands at 37-7 in favor of Norway.

3. UK resistance war against Canada in Wales. The score currently stands at 28-5 in favor of Canada.

4. UK attack against Canada in West Midlands. The UK will likely win this battle(and thus guarantee their access to iron for at least another day) as the score is currently 63-14 in their favor.

5. No battle raging here, just noting that the French have recovered their capital from the Poles through diplomatic means.

6. Norwegian resistance war against The Netherlands in Vestlandet. This battle was started by medal hunters.


Next up we have the resurgence of Argentina in South America.



1. Bolivian resistance war against Chile in Chuquisaca and Tarija. The score currently stands at 41-3 in favor of Chile.

2. South African attack against Uruguay in Charrua. The score currently stands at 5-17 in favor of Uruguay.

As you can see even after leaving EDEN Argentina has been able to rally enough firepower to throw off the yoke of Chilean oppression and recover their homeland. Part of this very quick turnaround can be attributed to the fact that Chile lost access to iron, fish, deer, and saltpeter when they lost against a resistance war in Tasmania.


In this case X marks the spot(insert chuckle) where Chile's tenuous connection to their bonuses was broken.

Next up we have an update on the conflicts currently taking place in the Balkans and surrounding area.


The Polish/Hungarian offensive into Romania could conceivably be wrapped up by the end of today as battles rage in all of Romania's remaining regions. Whether Poland and Hungary will be able to keep Romania down/for how long is anyone's guess.

Italy has had some success recently in their attempt to liberate their homeland from their Slovenian overlords, however it is unlikely they will see their country reunified anytime soon, as Serbia's path to a 10/10 bonus lie right through the heart of Italy.

The Ukraine has used Poland/ Hungary's preoccupation with Romania to successfully resistance war a few of their regions, however it is unlikely they would be able to hold them should Hungary turn their attention once again upon Ukraine.

Albania sits poised to recover the final piece of their homeland from those people with the name that people get angry about, while Greece launch continues to invade those people with the name.

1. Italian resistance war against Slovenia in Trentino South Tyrol. The score currently stands at 32-12 in favor of Slovenia.

2. Slovenian attack against Italy in umbria. The score currently stands at 18-70 in favor of Slovenia.


3. Italian attack against Serbia in Apulia. The score currently stands at 44-0 in favor of Serbia.

4. Albanian attack against "the name people" in Tirana. The score currently stands at 21-12 in favor of "the name people" however Albania currently has control of all four divisions and "the name people" are currently also busy fighting the Greeks in one of their original regions.

5. Greek attack against "the name people" in Eastern Macedonia. The score currently stands at 12-10 in favor of "the name people".

6. Polish attack against Romania in Banat. This battle is all but over with Poland leading 72-5.

7. Romanian attack against Poland in Oltenia. The score currently stands at 74-3 in favor of Poland.

8. Hungarian attack against Romania in Muntenia. The score currently stands at 36-41 in favor of Hungary.

9. Ukrainian attack against Poland in Podolia. The score currently stands at 20-79 in favor of Ukraine.

10. Ukrainian attack against Hungary in Bassarabia. The score currently stands at 30-3 in favor of Hungary.


We end our trip around the new world tonight with an update on te conflict between Asgard and the Baltic countries.



A quiet day on this front, Finland and Sweden focus on reaping the fruit that comes with successfully taking bonuses from Latvia/Estonia while their adversaries plot their downfall. Estonia and Latvia recently joined ACT, the trial alliance for TWO, this could potentially mean more trouble for Asgard if larger TWO countries start to send more damage their way. Lithuania has chosen a different path than its former allies in ABC, and joined CoT. Whether they plan on continuing hostilities against Asgard is unknown.


In other News.

1. The US has announced operation gangnam style, which entails freeing South Korea and Japan from Taiwan.

2. An issue of the eWorld Warfare Report is being considered for article of the week. If you wish you can vote here.

3. India continues to be dominated by Croatia, being temporarily wiped and currently only having one region.

4. This is stupidly cute.

5. Make sure to check out the new erep jobs site if you have a spare minute.


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