Election Results [WTF GOIN ON BRAH]

Day 1,112, 00:41 Published in USA USA by Rick von Ruger

This election has been a nail biter. Featuring two diametrically opposed front running candidates; one representing the "oldfags" of American politics, and one for the "newfags," this race was nearly neck and neck all day. Croy promised to bring about fresh faces and ideas to the political scene in America. However, the popularity and experience of his opponent, Josh Frost, made him the favorite. With neither candidate securing a clear majority by the end of the day, it would appear that the winner is Josh with 43.9% and Croy in a close second with 40.19%.


(The results as of 23:40, Day 1,111)

As has been fairly typical in recent elections, the Admin delayed the results of the election by 6 hours to screen for illegal multi votes. But in the minutes following reset, something was happening. Josh Frost's seal team 6 "battle kitten lulz" avatar was replaced by another familiar face in the eAmerican scene.


(Shortly after the election.)

Sporting an avatar chillingly similar to another infamous eCitizen, Josh uttered a foreboding shout. "God forgive them...for they know not what they have done..."


(The new PotUS?)

What does this mean? I do not know, but it doesn't sound good. Has our new presidential hopeful been swapped with an imposter? Have we all been scammed? Who is this person we just handed the most powerful job in the eUSA to? Or is this all just some kind of joke? What the hell is going on here? I only hope we find out before (god forbid) something bad happens...

*****Update😘****

The revolution has begun. In the first hours of his presidency, Josh Frost has declared himself Supreme Dictator of eAmerica. With the burning of the Libertarian party and the exile of his political opponent, CRoy, a series of events has begun that cannot be averted. The executions have already begun. Following another change of his avatar, Josh Frost has surrounded himself with trusted officials and seized control of the military and the media. What he will do now is anyone's guess. A power hungry battle kitten on a catnip-trip from hell hath no equal in might or fury. It is presumed that this new administration intends to annex eMexico and potentially continue southward into South eAmerica. The flickering flames of a new World War now seem very close on the horizon...
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