Announcement from the Supreme Chancellor: Long Live the Revolution!!!

Day 1,112, 08:12 • Published in USA Poland • by Battle Kitten


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A New Era
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Greetings my children…. Early this morning my forces captured the White House in a brilliant tactical move. Those who have opposed us have been executed or imprisoned as of this time. In my first act as leader of this country I am herby declaring myself as supreme dictator. I will now be referred to as Supreme Chancellor. All political opposition will be dealt with in a swift and harsh manner… be forewarned.



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The Libertarian Party
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I herby declare the Libertarian Party as enemies of the state and all libertarian thought to be outlawed from this point onward. There will no longer be opposition to the government. Insolence will not be tolerated and will be met with the sword or imprisonment. This new era of government demands a harsh hand and I will provide it if necessary….



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Claire Littleton
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At approximately 5:00 A.M. Eastern Standard time, the political dissident Claire Littleton was captured and executed by liberation forces. This effectively cripples Libertarian leadership as of this time and ends the insolent ways of one of my greatest critics. Nothing of value has been lost…..



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Manhunt
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As of this time, liberation forces are currently engaged in a manhunt for the political rebel and dissident CRoy. All citizens that help in this manhunt will be greatly rewarded by the new regime. Bowls of cereal are being tactically placed around the country in order to corner this elusive dissident and his army of 130 unnamed men. If he is found, please contact the Secret Police or feel free to execute him on sight.



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Conclusion
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As of this moment, this is all I have to report. Stay strong in the following days and prepare for sweeping changes. Your lives will be much improved under the new regime. Peace and tranquility will be upon you for the rest of your days. Viva la Revolucion….Viva la Kitteh!!!!!