Election news

Day 2,774, 02:57 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by VoodooMike71


Today is election day. A day when the citizens of this great nation stand on the shoulders of giants and follow our long-standing, cherished tradition of democracy and fairness. We consider our options and use our votes wisely to select the best and brightest minds in the eUK; men and women who step forward to selflessly devote their time and attention to forward both ourselves and this sceptred isle.



Eh? What’s that you say? Under Argentine occupation there are no elections? You mean to tell me that a bunch of steak-eating, tango-dancing, generally-pretty-good-at-footballing South Americans have strolled in and whipped the hallowed rug of democracy from under our egalitarian Oxford brogues? Hijos de puta!


Those crazy Argies have stolen all our democracies




In other news, business in UKPP under King William The Great / Ajay Bruno / (any one of dozens of other multi accounts) continues as normal…


Life in UKPP at the moment


In a move of breathtaking imagination and audacity, King WillAjay completely ignored game mechanics, then accused others of completely ignoring game mechanics while he put together possibly the smelliest candidate list the eUK has seen since Vendetta days.


King Billy and his multi friend CHAPP1E organising the UKPP candidate list


Luckily, the Great Argentine Democracy Theft has made UKPP's list completely redundant, which - I guess - is why King WillAjay took down his article about it.

Good luck UKPP. You’re going to need it.





Carlton loves democracy, but abhors the power vacuum created when Argentina takes his democracy away 🙁