Elect Raab in Hawaii!

Day 1,401, 16:19 • Published in USA USA • by Michael Raab
The Washington Herald
Honolulu, Hawaii, United States of America
Day 1,401 (September 21, 2011)
16:04

Raab for Hawaii


Residents of Hawaii!

My name is Michael Raab and I would like to represent you as your eUSA Congressman! Some of you may not know me, but even though I resided in D.C. in eRepublik, I reside in Hawaii Kai on the Island of Oahu in RL. Here are a few positions I hold that make me qualified enough to represent your state in the eUSA Congress...

•Deputy Secretary of State
•Federalist Party Media Director
•USTC Officer Candidate

Now, why will the things mentioned above help me as a Congressman? Well, being Deputy Secretary of State has helped me get some Government experience and I got to know some really good people within Government. As the Federalist Party Media Director, I have gotten very involved within the Party. This helps me because just like working in Government, you meet a lot of very good people that are powerful in Government. Not to mention, the experience in a Leadership position will help me. Last but not least is the fact that I am an Officer Candidate in the USTC. Right now, I am learning a lot about what makes everything work within the USTC and how I can help it work better. All of these things will help me if elected as your Congressman.

Here are some things that prove that I actually live in Hawaii (in RL) and I'm not just saying it...

•I know Pidgin Terms (even though I don't use them)
•I see a Mongoose everyday
•I say slippers, not flip-flops
•I know how to say Humuhumunukunukuapua'a correctly and I know what it is
•I know that "Hawaiian" is an ethnic group, not just anyone from Hawaii
•I can answer any Hawaiian Trivia you post in the comments


Some things I will do if Elected to Congress...

•Post a Voting Record
•Host an "Open House" on IRC
•Check in with Residents
•Do a damn good job

Needless to say, I would like to add U.S. Congressman from Hawaii to that list. Once again, I respectfully ask for your vote during this upcoming election.

The last this I need to be a Congressional Candidate is a catchy slogan... well, I don't have a catchy one, but it's all you need.
Just remember to "Vote Raab in Hawaii"

M. Raab