El Presidente
rivere123
You may wonder why, and I am glad to make you aware ofjust the reason.
Read through that article. Horrible ain't it? But I ain't one to run a smear campaign, so I'll get right down to why you should vote for me!
Reason Number One: Oblige is Retardant
Ok, maybe I AM one to write a smear campaign.
Reason Number Two: I'll Fix the Economy
First thing I'll do is start with taxes. Then I'll work on inflation. Then, maybe I'll spend some time getting bonuses. Sound ambiguous? It's because I suck at economics, but that shouldn't stop you from voting for me. I am your average, run-of-the-mill normal guy. Economics is for Elitists.
Reason Number Three: Shit Will Get Done.
Most presidencies pass by, with the president fixing little problems behind the scenes and occasionally doing something nice that gets the country ahead. No more of that bull. I'm going to get shit done. Invade Canada. Spend the Treasury on High Risk Stocks. Provoke Serbia. Invade Canada. Pimp Congress for a few Extra Dollars. Invade Canada.
How ever will we win?
Reason Number Four: I Tell The Truth.
Rivere is a Champion. That's my campaign slogan. Simple? Yes. Truthful? Hell Yes. It is so undeniably true.
My VP
My cabinet
That's right, my VP is Jude. I think he will make a fine vice president and fight for our country's values, but more importantly he can get me like 5 extra votes.
Rivere for President, because Oblige slept with that woman.
If you're a patriot, shout, vote, and sub.
Comments
Rivere is a Champion.
Rivere is a Riot!
I didn't read but I voted.
Rivere is a Rivere!
I'm sure Jude agreed to this
ha ha rivere complemented himself
Funny stuff! voted
~hyuu~
I guess i will wait one more month and let you run this month, only cause you say you will invade Canada
Sounds good to me.
BDGERBADGERBADGERBADGER
Rivere is a Champion
Rivere or get out
I wish someone would hurry up and invade Canada. It'll never be those eIrish fgts 😁, so go for it.
If only it were true ;_;
There can be only one El Presidente.
You'll never take my syrup.
I'm scared of your cabinet.
Rivere is a champion!
yea man invade Canada!
Oblige is Retardant!
Voted... tentatively.
1) Will you end free health care and education, the insidious path to a Socialist European-style Social Welfare state?
2) Will you acknowledge that Oblige is the greatest Food Stamp President in American history?
3) Will you sponsor a Constitutional Amendment to make it legal for Our Precious Children to pray (all day long, if they want to, or are directed to) in whatever Public Schools still exist after we outsource our education needs to private corporations?
For a good time, vote Rivere
Harrr Blame Canada
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SDrqa-eTXU&feature=related
Canada did bomb the Baldwin brothers, after all...