EDEN Coils, Airborne Promotes, Congressional Elections
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22 March, 2010, Day 853 of the New World - The world is far from erupting, despite blocking attacks on Croatia pin down our checkered bros and the Finns deciding to show the Russians just how awesome they truly are in tundra combat. Now on the domestic front everyone is freaking out, and Emerick's stomach is upset. This and more, on The Report!
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To be filled when I get it - interns don't understand the statement "deadline" apparently!
Either way, if you have strength over 14 and are extremely active you should join the Airborne!
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The political climate of the United States just picked up, as Former President Josh Frost just showed he's an Angry Kitten by stating that USA "can out of EDEN." This comes just moments after President PigInZen's discontent filled speech that was seen as both a good and progressive move on his part. To complete this mess, I decided to ask Former President Jewitt what he thought of the current situation when his former bro Gaius Julius released his own response to the issue.
Unfortunately, he was pretty cryptic and seemingly was trying to avoid the subject. "
😉o you want to know what Jewitt the citizen thinks, or what I would think if I was still President?" When asked about the latter, he simply said, "PiginZen would be making the right choice if he opted with Frost." He then went on to express the importance of the Brolliance, the close ties that have existed between the three countries and the progress that could be made there.
"We almost won against the entirety of Phoenix. Yeah, we had a lot of Croatian and Polish mobiles. We're still an alliance, we just need to reconnect or look to different options." He continued on his ranting by then asserting, "This isn't something that just happened under PiginZen's Administration. It was something that we saw even when Gaius Julius was in office, and myself and Frost experienced daily."
After wards, Jewitt went on to stress the importance of not making rash decisions and to give EDEN a chance to realize what its priorities are. Regardless of what President PigInZen decides, his Presidency may be labeled with this choice.
"EDEN used to be made up of an 'old guard,' that knew what it was like to fight for their home soil and coordinate. Now they're all gone, and these new guys don't know what it is like to give up your own regions so your ally can live to fight another day. Maybe we all need to experience invasion again." - Anonymous comment
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-Jewitt, Chief Editor
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-Michael Hunt, Senior Correspondent
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Minimalistic. I like it!
lol@jew
Hmmmm, informative
Cubbit =_=
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Great (albeit blank) article. Love it.
great!
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I love the minimalist ideals Jewitt!
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pure "jenius"
I can't believe you guys are commenting on this XD Brb, fixing broken eRep code.
Stingy.
35 votes, 21 comments - for blakn articles. Said much about Jewitt fans. 😃
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Great article. BEST EVER
Off all the broken crap in this game, the bbcode editor has to be the most failtastic.
this article is lame and blank.
walrusmaxxed 😉
26+ comments on a blank article, lol.
#28...no article 😛
54 votes
TIT$
How do you manage to get 55 votes without the article even showing up?
Best Article Ever
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33 comments before Jewitt could fix it 😎
Jewitt is a sydiot
33 comments on a blank article, he truly has the "pen" of the jew
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Josh Frost: Your link killed the article. Congrats. And 36 comments and 68 votes with a blank article? DAY-UM!
I havn't seen this much uprage in a LONG time.
kicks jewitt, put my article link in here.
A bit of a long read, but I loved it 😉
CROATIA is your most important ally. If you fail to recognize that and make way for us to a HI region then I'll let it be unsaid as to what will happen.
varazdinecbrixton, no one has said anything bad about Croatia. In fact, many Americans call you guys "Broatia," which is a compliment. But I see a lot of Croatians "reminding" us that they are important 😉
Threatening people with whatever was left unsaid is not the way to get them to help you out.
BTW...great article. Sorry had to swat a fly on the way in, maybe you should hang a bug zapper...
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I dont know what all hap pend between Eden and the US, but we made a commitment to a alliance and we are at war. We need to finish this war alongside the rest of Eden and then we can talk about restructuring/quiting the alliance. If we just leave what do you all think will happen? Phoenix WILL take advantage of the situation and members will be isolated and annexed.
the unsaid part i alluded to is bad news for both countries