Economy, Jokes ,and Allied Bikini's
JeremyR
Today it is a very slow news day. No battles active for us to fight in. So I am going to talk about the economy. Don't worry I will still try to keep you entertained.
First we will talk about current market prices.
Currently Food prices range between $.60 cheapest Q1 to $10.99 most expensive Q5.
Gift prices are currently ranging between $1.40 cheapest Q1 to $16.38 most expensive Q5.
Gun prices are currently ranging between $4.32 cheapest Q1 to $71.25 most expensive Q5.
Moving Ticket prices are currently ranging between $6.19 cheapest Q1 to $21.60 most expensive Q2. Q2 is the highest moving tickets currently being sold.
House prices are currently ranging between 3.232 Gold cheapest Q1 to 43.725 Gold most expensive Q5.
What all of this means is that prices are dropping. Q1 weapons hit a low today of $3.61. The longer we go without a war food prices will go up and weapon prices will go down. The really low prices were bought up by people buying at incredible deals. Myself included.
I urge all of you to buy weapons even if we don't have a battle as many as you can. This will improve our economy. When you get your five gold at level 6 buy a q1 house for market price or as low as you can find on the forums.
Now enough of the boring stuff. Let's get to the features.
Pic of the day
Jokes
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," He responded.
"Oh, killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, three males, two females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell?
He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Demotivational poster of the day
To Zoli
Fail of the day
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