CP Update
Thedillpickl
Hi kids!
Time is of the essence. I really need a nap before work tonight. RL sucks sometimes, but I like to live indoors and eat regularly so some things take priority. Hang on and we'll zip through this.
Freedom Of Speech
I assume everyone's seen Muglack's article 'offering' a deal to the US in hopes of brokering a NAP. I wish to repeat here what I commented in a seperate article by Bruce Lightninghands.
Regarding the Muglack incident, I want to say up front that I offered him a position as adviser before the article came out. That offer has not, nor will it be retracted unless he does something I consider serious. Never has an opinion hurt anyone. Muglack is not currently a government official and has no authority to speak in the name of Canada, then this would be a completely different matter.
Simply because a bunch of American asses picked up on this and decided to troll him does not mean that the man doesn't have the right to express his ideas openly. If anyone wants me to edit or censor what my people say (short of blabbing government secrets or my MU's private shiz) they can take a flying leap. I will not suppress another's right to speak their mind.
Regarding DMV
In his article Dennis make some provocative statements. Good politicians stir people up. They get them excited. This is how you get a movement going, start a following if you will.
I'd like to say that I'm not a politician. I do not like cooking up schemes. I don't beat the drum and hope people follow my lead. I couldn't care less if people think I'm super duper. I'm just a worker doing a job. Sorry if that's not flashy enough for you. Anyhow here's a little rebuttal of what I read.
"...under my leadership as President I promise to never capitulate to these Southern Dioist heathens."
I will say that I fully agree, at present we should not capitulate. There's no good reason to do that. The last offer we got from Gnilraps was that if we're good kids and don't make trouble for daddy US that after a month or two they may allow us to have a region for the purpose of congress. HARDEE F'IN HAR HAR. That is different from the way things are now HOW?
He continues to ramble for quite awhile.
The part I differ on is the "Southern Dioist heathens" bit. Really? Trolling people about some fake RP religion based on Dio Brando? Is this FA or a sitcom?
"Yesterday former MDP Party President Muglack released an article offering his full surrender..."
The Muglack thing was important enough I gave it a whole section.
"In order to continue to fight we need the ability to raise funds. If the eCanadian people see fit to press on we must push forward with plans for Victory Bonds..."
Continuing to solicit donations is important. There was enough negative response about some bonds that may or may not be payed back when we have a congress to change my mind. Just give if you can afford to, that is all I ask.
"Should I be elected as CP I will do my best to ensure eCanada is represented in Leto..."
I would agree. Our friends have already been sending some help. More is expected soon. It is not a good idea to be blown about by the wind. You will end up lying in a wet gutter in some back ally.
More To Come
Just wanted you to know I'm still here, just busy. If not tomorrow, Saturday for sure I'll post something more specific regarding my plans. I will also be firming up my cabinet. Please, if you are interested in being involved fill out this application form to apply for a job.
Comments
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Here is the problem with relying exclusively on donations to fund the war......
It's not enough!!
The reason Victory Bonds are necessary is that we need a large influx of cash and if we are guaranteeing they will be paid back once we get a Congress many of our allies will be willing to end us a hand financially.
I don't think you realize what COs can cost in terms of winning a battle.
You really expect congress to approve a tax increase large enough to repay victory bonds? Just trying to get a modest increase in taxes passed during my term was like pulling teeth.
Good luck getting the people around here to accept higher taxes even though it's the best thing for them.
You do realize we have gold reserves well in excess of 500,000 cc, right?
Yes I do and good luck getting congress to release that as well. I agree with you 100% on this issue of spending on COs and such, but we need a congress that understands that. The last one was dead set against spending money and keeping taxes at minimum rates, period. I still don't understand it.
They'll have to get on board. If reserves aren't meant to be spent during times of war what exactly is the point of having them at all?
I know right!? I was trying to beat that into people's brains in congress but I got nowhere. I hope the next congress is more interested in utilizing our resources to secure our homeland 🙂
Well that should be easy enough, Party Presidents can easily just put up Candidates will honor our country's debts. You don't want to pay what we owe so that you can even be in Congress? We won't run you. That will require PPs to actually find out what they people who are running for Congress actually stand for. I plan on doing my best to use thr bully pulpit to ensure eCanadians understand the gravity of the situation and act accordingly.
In eRep, the one with the biggest ePeen wins! lol
With all do respect to both of you, you have no idea how eCanada works.
You'll use the bully pulpit to force Congress to do what you want? Good luck with that. You see the resistance people are putting up in this wipe? Well imagine it doesn't cost them anything, and it takes a lot less effort to do it.
When you get Congress back (see, I'm optimistic!), and this whole thing backfires on you because you're doing it completely wrong come and see me.
DMV3 I more or less agree with your platform and etc. BUT the one thing that keeps bugging me is, you're going against the principle of having a congress. What's the point of electing a congress in a democratic way if it's all negotiated with the PP's to only allow certain types of people in there. I mean the point of Congress is to be people's representatives right? How can you say that all (or even most) people are represented if you guys go out and start limiting the choice of candidates. The formation of Congress is no business of the CP (with exceptions made during a PTO and such). My point is, you always seem to come a bit off about these things, kind of like you do not understand why Congress and the Government should be different (at times opposing) entities. It's a balance thing.
Now before I get called naive and stamped as not knowing how the game practically works, I just want to say a couple of things. Sure the game doesn't go by the rules of the real world, I completely agree with that. And in practice it usually looks like there isn't much difference between being a congressman or a member of a cabinet. Even though this game tries to run a facade of being democratic, it usually ends up being more of a dictatorship. But starting to limit elections based on the will to implement your policies or get the people to do what YOU want, goes a little bit beyond my acceptance of dictatorship.
Not even getting into how this bond buying is a money-maker for the rich (since they have cash to buy it). While it leaves the poor people totally helpless. They cannot get any use from the government funds, since those are being spent to pay back the rich and also the possibility of them disagreeing will be eliminated with agreeing on who should be in congress and who should not.
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Muglack, the point is we either get everyone on board to fight with the full resources we can muster or we will end up wiped for a very long time with no end in sight. You can either whine about it or you can get off your arse and be part of the solution. Victory Bonds are less about raising money from the Canadian people and more about trying to raise it from our allies.
Most Canadians are broke, I know I am since you know I spent 200k on COs to kick the eUS in the balls last month. The point yet again is if we want to keep fighting we need funds and anyone who stands in the way of that is not a friend to the war efforts.
Canada cannot be funded by game show promises and faerie dreams either. It is dangerous to spend money not yet in your "pocket." You would spend our last tarnished copper pre-emptively on financial strategies that may or may not work.
Selling "Victory Bonds" is the same thing as soliciting donations, except there is a deferred cost. Donations are the only sure way to gather actual, spendable money without dipping into the reserve that we will need later and screwing Future eCanada should we manage to attain freedom.
500,000 CC is not a great deal of money when we are fighting against the eUSA. They spend that much on a single battle, and they have plenty left to conquer all the rest of eCanada. It is asinine to pre-emptively spend that money on COs - save it for when we have our lands back and need to renew our relationships with our allies. They have been paying for our MPPs, and we will need to make good on that.
There are essentially two kinds of people in eCanada. The people who never, ever donate to anything won't bother with your Victory Bonds - perhaps they need their money now, or they never have enough to make a difference, or they don't give a damn about charity, or they don't bother with the media and do not realize there is something they can do. The people who will buy Victory Bonds are the ones who donate money all the time anyway, because they have a great deal of it to begin with. There are a fair number of this sort, but they often give with no expectation of a return on some investment.
Victory Bonds are not about getting eCanadians to donate, Victory Bonds are more of a way to guarantee we can pay back allies who would be willing to lend us money for the war effort. The fact is I am personally willing to spend a good deal of my own money on the war effort, but it would not be enough without being able to raise money through War Bonds. So needless to say why would I throw 250k in cc of my own at the war if the Canadian people can not even be convinced to spend 500k in reserves to fund the war effort? The fact is my money costs real life money and the reserves cost us nothing. So tell me why those of who are willing to give should spend real life money if Canada isn't willing to spend money that we have sitting around.
Because we DO NOT HAVE IT. It is not "sitting around," it is locked until we have a congress. A REAL congress, not your faerie-dream pretend congress.
Your "fellow" eCanadians are perfectly willing to give without mortgaging our pipe-dream future. You are not the only one who spends his own RL money to finance battles and such. Others do the same and do not demand a fraction of the attention you do for it. Dill has quietly funded his entire MU, out of his own pocket. He doesn't post in the news feed every time he does it. He doesn't flash cash whenever it buys him popularity points. He doesn't ask us to kiss his ass because he pulled out his credit card.
More importantly, he doesn't promise away our future with wishes and dreams. The money isn't yours to spend until we have a congress - in effect, it does not exist. And even then you must get approval.
Xander, the voters will decide what we do, if they elect me they elect me knowing what I plan on doing. If they don't approve I'm sure they will vote for Dill.
For The love of God Research before opening your mouth. A simple look on his profile Will tell you that He is both an MU Commander and the Previous CP Of a small and Frequently wiped Country. As a previous CP Of the same country I can tell you He knows what COs cost.
On the other hand we should consider the logistics of paying back dozens of bonds. Will we be able to keep track of them all? Will we owe more then we can pay back? Is there any guarantee of Congress with this plan?
Dill Has experience, Logic, And he gets things done. That's why I trust him for this job
You realize a CP medal means exactly nothing in terms of knowledge, there are plenty of CPs who do not know mechanics of the game and there are plenty of MU Commanders that have never run COs.
Creating a Google doc for bonds is easy enough, and while technically we could issue more bonds than we could pay back, I do not plan on using War Bonds to generate more than 500k cc. Throw in another 250k+ that I am willing to contribute and we have a very decent war chest that we can use against the Americans. Plus people will still be able to donate as well.
Is there a guarantee of Congress? No, but we only came up one region short with just the 200k I spent last months so you can do the math there.
We are not fighting "math."
However, if you want to do math, compare your 750k proposed war budget against what the Americans can rally and throw back at us. Then factor in that, even if we manage to use that money well and claim back everything in one fell swoop, we will have nothing left in the tank, and they will easily be able to fund a third consecutive wipe.
Having a congress is irrelevant. Your willingness to spend your own personal money is irrelevant. Whatever we have, they have far more of it and wish to use it against us.
That is what we are fighting.
Xander you do not realize that regardless of what they have they are spending way more than their Congress would like to hold regions they could rent for a fraction of the price. Assuming they only matched us dollar for dollar on COs and spent nothing more that's 2 years worth of rent for those regions. Believe me they'll get tired of paying that steep of a price for their bonuses. But what do I know? I've only actually worked with these people and spent time in their government.
Go to eSwiss and legitimately try to get them a stable long-term position on the map, then get back to me.
So instead of trying to think outside the box and figure out another approach, you would rather give the enemy exactly what they want - our complete financial devastation beyond the occupation, because we will have to pay our allies back somehow.
I seem to recall a while back when your supporters mocked me for suggesting that a CP with malicious intent might try to drain the treasury. Here you are attempting to do just that. And there are your supporters trying to find ways to help you do it. I hope you are having a good laugh at everyone's expense.
Let's pretend it is about how much the eUSA is willing to spend to keep us crushed. Let's say your big push, having spent every cent from the treasury plus 250k of your own, gets us all of our regions back due to some miraculous intervention of the entirety of LETO and Asteria. Let's say this unlikely success earns us a congress, and congress okays your debts, and liquidates the treasury to pay your bill. What then prevents the eUSA from invading for a third time, when we are all the way in the hole and cannot afford to re-sign expired MPPs or make deals with allies? How much would that cost them? How much will occupation cost them when we have no means to start RWs except through private funding, exactly as we do now?
If they are so concerned about the cost of keeping us occupied, and if that concern will eventually be enough to drive them from our lands, why bother promising to bankrupt us when we gain our freedom?
At this point, it is so useless trying to show you the obvious errors in your reasoning. I only do so because I feel morally obligated to point out to my countrymen that you mean to do them harm, whether they wish to see it or not.
Xander, here is the problem with your logic just because we have the ability to raise money does not mean that anyone is going to spend it all in one military venture. The fact is a war fund buys us options we would not otherwise have. I'm not sure if you're being purposely naive, but the idea is to be able to be able to leverage our freedom or to have options we do not currently have to make the enemy think twice about attempting a protracted wipe.
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BTW what is that Philips thingamajig with a orange label and spinning wheels in your articles? OH OH is that a new iPhone cover?! 😮
For my next music .gif I either need a Teac tape deck (reel to reel) or a RCA Victor phonograph. That would blow the kid's minds. A round disk with a hole in the center but instead of a laser beam a magnetic pick-up with a diamond stylus. Better yet a mechanical reproduction horn with a steel stylus hooked to a diaphragm. They'd never figure that one out. "B b b but where do ya put the batteries?" lol
TBH I recently saw a video where they showed the Sony Walkman cassette player to like 7-10 year olds, and they were speechless.
Probably scripted and edited to a lot, but real reactions probably aren't that far off:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uk_vV-JRZ6E
A Candidate that uses his inside voice, cool.
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Starting a fresh comment regarding these two comments made by DMV3:
"Muglack, the point is we either get everyone on board to fight with the full resources we can muster or we will end up wiped for a very long time with no end in sight."
"Victory Bonds are not about getting eCanadians to donate, Victory Bonds are more of a way to guarantee we can pay back allies who would be willing to lend us money for the war effort."
Before I get started, allow me to mention that I've probably spent my own 500k cc supporting RW's, giving to others to support RW's, paying for MPP's, miscellaneous debts and various other doo dads that there was no money for. Don't cry because you've spent a wad on CO's out of your own pocket. Pickle's Patriots has also donated a considerable chunk of Q7 here and there. People that have give or they get off the bus.
Dennis says there is that much tied up in the treasury. (I'm not questioning the amount BTW.) The last Congress DID NOT approve of that gold being cashed in and spent. A good portion of the gold WAS turned into cc and spent for the war effort. The general consensus was that we didn't need to see if we could spend it in one fell swoop.
"...wiped for a very long time with no end in sight."
Face it, if everything is status quo we will stay wiped. 500k cc will not change the status quo or it already would have. We've had fun poking the US and making them dance to our RW tune but what has really changed? Nada, The end we seek is when LETO gets a chance and we pound the shit outta them for a month. Then we'll see how they like it.
"...allies who would be willing to lend us money..."
I would rather deal with a contractual agreement like a LOAN and not some silly catch phrase like "Victory Bonds". BTW, eRep doesn't have contracts anymore. A gentleman's agreement would be more like it. Still we need some type of official approval not hype.
The fact is whether you call it a loan or a bond it's the same thing. As far as crying about spending money, believe me I have no issue doing I'm just saying there is no sense in pouring more money if it isn't going to be backed up by additional spending. And i like how you throw out what you spent to counteract a point I was making about spending government funds to encourage others to keep spending. It's not a pissing contest Dill. And like I have said if eCanada believes you can win with just donation they should elect you, but I for one am not buying it. I know wars cost money. If you don't that's fine but don't expect anyone to buy into that nonsense.
A loan is a contractual agreement between two or more parties. A bond is a bearer devise denoting the funding of some public project. Not exactly the same thing but I suppose in a fantasy RP world where it's all 1's and 0's flying about on wire and fiber optics I will give you that one.
My point is that if you dress a skunk in a tuxedo it still stinks. The part you fail to address is that the last legitimate Congress (I was there) said no. Rylde got what he was getting and that was it. When you published your article bringing up the idea of borrowing money there was a considerable part of your audience that said no. I may be a stupid hick compared to your flashy uptown character but I understand what the word no means.
You brought up personal funding first, don't put that saddle on my back.
"...I spent 200k on COs to kick the eUS in the balls last month."
Then you make mention of what you're willing to spend.
"Throw in another 250k+ that I am willing to contribute..."
All I've ever publicly mentioned is that I will fund RW's and MPP's until the cows come home. I would rather spend the gold I buy on that than EB's. It does a lot more damage to start a Baja or Poitou Charentes than 10k worth of EB's (full cost of 10 people supporting a RW compared to 20 x2 EB's). For the record (sense we're waving our ePeins about) I usually get AT LEAST 100 EB's when there's a special. That's usually enough to last me 2 round of heavy tanking. (I don't know how that damned Gnilraps does it. He must hate to see me show up.)
Not nonsense, common sense. CO's win battles, alliances win wars. If you can borrow money as an unsecured debt (loan with no collateral) then go for it. However you really need to put that disclaimer on it. Without Congress approval you simply do not have access to the money honey.
I bond is merely a loan to a government, Yes it is a bearer instrument in real life, this isn't real life though. Congress did in fact approve converting gold to give to Rylde for the war effort, maybe you should check the administration page before you say things you obviously don't know anything about.
Rylde is not DMV3. Rylde spent money to which he had access, on a matter approved by a genuine congress. DMV3 spends money that effectively does not exist. Congress more or less trusted Rylde. Anyone who trusts DMV3 needs to have their heads examined.
There again, you put word in my mouth. I never said Rylde never got any money. Part of the money was converted to cash and used. Just not all of it. He got what Congress allowed.
I don't need to check the Administration page, I was a member of that Congress. I obviously do know what I'm talking about. Perhaps it is you who should check things like that. Go look at the Election page for that much.
Actually he got what mechanics allow at one time, Dill. Who is to say he would not have got more if we weren't wiped? You can't, so quit trying to predict the will of Congress when you obviously don't even know the mechanics of the game.
Different topic. Muglack said something shock was (to put it mildly) not representative of Canada's position vis a vis total surrender and slavery and betraying allies. Now, he's a private citizen, he can say what he likes. You are 100% correct there. But free speech still can have consequences. You state that he will be one of your advisors. Given he is wrong on the #1 issue facing us today, I cannot support any administration that includes him. Respectfully, you've lost my vote. Which is too bad cause I like you a lot more than I like your opponent.
Well I'm sorry to hear that. For the record I am 100% against Muglacks proposal. Like I said, the job was Muglacks before the comment. I won't yank the rug out from under someone speaking on their own time unless they actually do something harmful. If he had said something like that in an official capacity there would have been consequences. Also be assured that if anyone gives me advice that I completely oppose it is unlikely that I'll heed that advise.