Chronicles of Gutman - The Adventure

Day 2,029, 18:43 • Published in Chile Slovenia • by cen1


This is a continuation of part 1 of The Chronicles of Gutman. We continue our adventure.

Alone in a desolate place. Mean temperature on this planet is -200°C. The only thing protecting me from instant death is a desolator suit powered by a mini nuclear reactor. I am standing on an island of methane ice, surrounded by methane ocean. We started our expedition from the great Bay in The Great Gutman Temple. We boarded the TPB ship and set course to Neptune, to sail the 777 seas and find the Gutman's Staff. We had approximately 7 years to reach our goal or else The Void will consume the living universe.



After our departure Gutman sealed himself into a 2-click chamber to preserve his energies until our arrival. As stated in The Gutman's book of Universal Laws:
It is a common knowledge that the universe is expanding. What is not known to the human race is that only Gutman alone with his supreme powers holds the strings that hold it together. Cut the strings and the universe expands into a void. The dark force undermining Gutman's power originates on planet Pluto where the dark leader Plato.

Facing the Plato head on would be a suecide. Therefore Gutman's only option was to retreive his staff of Sarcasm and Trolling. Only with these powers recovered he could ultimately destroy the dark leader.



Three of Gutman's best lieutenants were sent on this mission. His chronicler Cen, the Pharaoh of Earth, ave-imperator and last but not least, PWhite, keeper of the light, the law enforcer.

We are running out of time. The seventh year is ending in a few months and we are sailing on the 777th sea this very moment. It is the konami code to unlock the access to The Sacred Atlantida where Gutman hid his Staff at the age of 6, sensing the dark times of the future. As written in Gutman's Book of Gutman:

I put my power of Sarcasm and Trolling into this staff to be a light on the end of the tunnel, a lighthouse for humanity.

Suddenly the sea opens with 100m walls lifting above the ship. We are being attacked by Cthulhu, The Guardian itself. There is no way around this, he has to be killed to enter the great city.



I order all the 555 ship cannons to be ready for fire. PWhite The Great is casting a great sphere shield around the ship as Cthulhu swings his mighty arm to destroy us.

As I order to fire..


..the giant swing cuts through our defenses and splits the ship in half. Mass chaos ensues. In the corner of my eye I catch Novljan the Betrayer of Gutman, riding on top of Cthulu. A puppetmaster. The bastard set us up.

I sink in the freezing sea.


We are fucked.



To be continued...