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Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this, Gutman, destined to become the supreme ruler of the universe. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of this saga. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!

Chronicles of Blaz Gutman: chapter One, Book 1
I am walking under the red Cydonian sky. A glimpse of a sunrise..

Three years ago they sent us on Mars with a hope to find the blissful Gutman. The legend says he was a Martian and he was elevated into a higher state of existence after his early death, age 1337. He now rules the afterlife in his blissful temple.

We were travelling for one year, four of us. We searched the planet, we climbed Mt. Olympus, we drilled. Nothing. I am the last one alive, with enough oxygen to survive for 5 more minutes.

I stop on a high cliff. I am trying to figure out whether a death from the jump would be more pleasant than suffocation. I struggle. One more minute.. and I decide that breaking my neck or a spine would indeed by less painful. I prepare to jump. I lift my right leg to step into the void, and then..

..something in the corner of my eye. A bright white aura in the distance. A pure white glow at the bottom of the mountain.. I manage to catch my balance in the last moment and turn around. I am running.. could this finally be it?

Now I am in the middle of an empty plane. Just one more kilometre and I will reach the glow. I am breathing heavily, I am getting tired. Then suddenly when I try to get some more air there is ...nothing. I am suffocating. I fall on my knees, staring at the light. There it is, the white blissful temple of Blaz Gutman.

My life fades, the vision dims. All that remains are memories.

I'm dead.



My body becomes very lightweight. I'm a soul now. The temple energy drags me towards like a magnet. I enter through the main temple gate. It is beautiful, I am in paradise. A white warm glow lightens the artificial sky on the dome of a half globe.

And there he is, in the middle of the paradise, on a lifted white pedestral, sitting in a white throne, the holy blissful Blaz Gutman.


In his right hand, the 10 commandments

On his right, Don Kronox, the high priest of Gutman's temple, the creator, the man we all miss so much. The quote from Gutman's book of Life describes him well:
"Huh! And so the idea of Temple of blessed Gutman came up. Who else but Don. A supreme priest in the Temple, he was in charge to bring virgins, donations and new believers. One of many of his ideas that made me laugh and happy."

On his left, the God Emperor Dio Brando. He is the messenger, the executor. Whatever order comes from Gutman, he is the one who carries it out. He is the four riders of the apocalypse all in one. It is a common knowledge of history that Blaz Gutman was the one who allowed Dio Brando to become the emperor of Pakistan. Dio Brando begged and cried to Gutman on his knees but Gutman said, as quoted from Gutman's Bible: "You can, but first bring me 70 virgins as a sign of your atonement." And then Dio Brando travelled the world for 30 years to find 70 beautiful virgins which he then gave to Gutman, and it was then that he became the emperor of Pakistan.

These 70 virgins now surround the holy pedestral and worship the blissful One four times a day: 7AM, 12AM, 6PM and at midnight.


On the far right, you can see the Noah's ark with all the animals of the world. On the far left, the lost cities, Aztecs' Tenochtitlan, Incas' Cuzco and Mayan's Tikal. It is in the latter where Gutman sealed the real Calendar of Time. He sent a fake calendar to earth just to mess around with people a bit. As said in the Gutman's book of Quotes: "I loled".


As my soul travels slowly through the paradise and I see the seven wonders of Earth (little known fact, quoted from Gutman's book of Books: "I took the seven wonders of earth and placed them inside my temple. Then I made copies of them and sent them back so people wouldn't bitch about it.") I am getting increasingly enlightened in Gutman.

I stop at the bottom of the pedestral and Gutman says:
"What do you seek my son?"
Me: "I was sent from Earth to seek the blissful Gutman"
Gutman: "I am here my child"
Me: "Please, blissful Gutman, enlighten me!"
Gutman: "You were wandering for years. You suffered in severe pain. But your time has not come yet. Before I accept you in the holy paradise, you have to do one final adventure. You must sail the 777 seas of Neptune and find Atlantida. It is there where you have to retreave the Supreme Holy Staff of Gutman and bring it back to me. The space is shrinking, the void is consuming the galaxies. I need my Staff to gain full power and stop the void from consuming the universe."
Me: "But.."
Gutman: "It is complicated. Now go and hurry!"

Suddenly I am awake again. I can breathe again. I look in the distance but the holy temple is gone. I am back, alone in the red desert.

What happened next? That is a story for another time.


Stay faithful in Gutman.