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Canadaball Goes To Congress

Day 795, 13:09 • Published in Canada Canada

• by Tyler F Durden

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Canadaball isn't the only one on his way to Congress. I am also running for Congress. I hope to secure my 5th total Congress seat for PEI. I have been a Congressman for PEI - the headquarters of the Canadian Progressive Front 4 times before and I look to continue to serve the national legislature again.

Prince Edward Island is our National Capitol - being as it was the first region that we successfully held in a Resistance War after we were wiped of the map in World War 3. It seems like so long ago now - but we are still at war and must continue our vigilance.

If you would like to vote for me, or any other fine CPF Congressional candidate drop in to CPF Chat on January 25th to see how your vote can count! The Canadian Progressive Front will furnish ANY Party Member with the moving tickets to do so. I'll also take this opportunity to remind all CPF Congress candidates to be registered on the CPF Forums for all the latest info!

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Warm regards,

Tyler F Durden

And now - the reason why you're REALLY here - the continued adventures of Canadaball!

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UPDATE! One hour after this article was published,
Canada attacked the sovereign UK region of Wales.
Apparently they have a Sacred Chalice of Syrup!
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Comments

RyanGDI Day 795, 13:14

So that's what's up with Canada trying attack eUK. Get it over with already peoples. -.-

AugustusV Day 795, 13:27

The CPF troll machine is up again.

I took a screenshot of this too.

I have a nice little collection now. 🙂

Also, let me just say what I said in a different comments section where you again tried to make fun of the fact that I said that I own the monetary markets:

"Tyler, I DO own the monetary markets.

I have enough gold to directly take on the national bank of a small nation and win.

And by own I meant as in "I'm very good at it", not as in I literally own the markets, which you and I (although you try to pretend you don't), both know is silly."

Also, when I asked you for proof so that I may find out what you base your accusations that CIBC steals money, you failed to reply.

You made that stuff up Tyler. Seriously, a bank that has been running for 7 months (and has existed for 9), that is running a ponzi scheme with hundreds of gold and yet has not been banned or has seen a SINGLE complaint for a SINGLE client so far is secretly running a ponzi scheme?

Lol Tyler, even for you and the trolls over at the CPF, thats just a little too much.

Tyler F Durden Day 795, 13:28

Did you even READ it RyanGDI?

Only ONE person can DECLARE WAR - and we are part of a ALLIANCE which liberated our country and says when we attack.

We'd be on our own with more than a dozen MPPs if Fedorahat just "pushed teh button" as so many are calling for.
We are NOT Spain - we NEED allied assistance.

Therefore we MUST wait for EDEN to get their ducks in a row - or they are NOT OBLIGATED to help us.

We won't even get on United Faildom soil without them.
Spain hasn't, nor has Poland.

Ktxbai

Treian Day 795, 13:28

Hmmm...... interesting.........

I like how Fedora Ball doesn't roll, he hovers......😛

AugustusV Day 795, 13:32

And congress can pass a law to push the Prime Minister to declare war.

If congress wanted to, we could have gone to war by now.

jbdivinus Day 795, 13:37

lol nice. I love Canadaball!
Octavian no...congress can't...they can impeach, if a supermajority would be in favour, but theres no guarantee the next candidate would push the button either, and then congress couldn't impeach for another week. We need our allies to go to war, to be successful. We will have their support, its coming.

AugustusV Day 795, 13:38

Listen, you get that failed congress of ours (I apologize to those congressmen like Addy Lawrence and a select few of others who this statement is not addressed to) to vote "YES" to war with over a 75% majority, and then we'll see if Jacobi is stupid enough to refuse to go to war, mkay?

jbdivinus Day 795, 13:43

lol it wouldnt be stupid not to go to war right away, no matter how congress votes. again, they can impeach, but theres no guarantee his replacement would push the button right away either.

now, again, we need our allies right now. Maybe you can bribe 60 000 tanks to come and fight for us and then we would win LOL but until they get here, it would be stupid to push the button right now, and you would not have 75 % of congress disagree with that.

You have a problem with it? get elected.

James Glover Day 795, 14:06

lol

Spencer Magee Day 795, 14:17

I loled, lol.

AugustusV Day 795, 14:19

Lol JB, thanks to congress we've become EDEN's bitch.

However given how pathetic our government is when it comes to war, I can't blame EDEN for viewing us as the weaker link whose scraps they throw at us after they're done doing the serious shit.

I tried to get elected, but all the trolls and anti-patriots made sure I failed...