Baldwin Baldwin Revolution: It's The Economy, Stupid!

Day 880, 18:41 • Published in Canada Canada • by Augustus Baldwin
Welcome to the Baldwin Baldwin Revolution!
Part One: AB Can Into CP
Part Two: It's The Economy, Stupid!
Part Two: It’s The Economy, Petz.... errr.... Stupid!

So there has been a lot of talk and finger pointing about the economy lately. Petz says this, Jacobi says that. But no one has really put forward a truly comprehensive plan to make Canada prosperous again. Well, that is until AB decided that he can into CP!
Above: Petz tells Jacobi that because of his proposed tariff cuts he can no longer afford to eat.

My plan for the Canadian economy is very simple. In fact, it is so simple that it is brilliant.

Brilliant like a fox!
Step One: Get Titanium.

Once V2 comes around, Canada will have 2 High Titanium regions. Once I am elected and we have conquered Western Australia, Canada will have 3 High Titanium regions. That will be the most high titanium ever.

EVER!
Step Two: ???????

This part is relatively unimportant.

Move along.
Step Three: Prosperity!

Canada will be an economic powerhouse the likes of which the world has never seen! We will crap gold and piss CAD.

You will all have Q5 house, a Q5 tank in the driveway, eat Q7 food (yes, we will be so rich we will have to invent a higher quality of food for your classy tastes), and sleep with Q5 hookers (you know, the same kind that Tiger Woods met while they were working the breakfast shift at Denny’s)

Canada will buy and sell countries like Serbia in afterhours trading. In fact, the game may be over because Canada just wins.

Did you hear me?

JUST WINS!

Does this sound good to you?

Do you like free gold?

Do you like being rich?

Do you like Q5 hookers?

Then remember, next Presidential elections, AB can into CP!
Augustus Baldwin is now endorsed by the Watchmen and the Canadian Empire Party. If your cool, then please wear this button as your avatar.
In other news, I approve of the following people, and therefore they may date my sister:


Tyler F. Durden

James McNamara

BenMartin

Spencer Magee

Rolo Tahmasee- I also encourage you to vote Rolo into Congress as a candidate for the CPF in Manitoba!

Scorpius
However, I do not approve of the following people, and therefore they may only date my brother (Stephen Baldwin):
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William Duncan- I hope you enjoy tight sailor outfits and beads, William.

You can date my sister too, if you wear the button!