Augustus Baldwin Can Into President!

Day 878, 15:47 • Published in Canada Canada • by Augustus Baldwin
The Baldwin Revolution: Canada Can Into Change!

According to a recent report by a reputable local think-tank, Canada is a joke! And it is our government's fault.

The report lists 4 primary failings which make Canada a joke:

1) We have no alliances with world powerhouses such as Russia, Poland, USA, Serbia.
2) All we do is sit around and maybe make abit of money.
3) We only have 1 Q5 defence system and the government is talking about putting a 5 star hospital in P.E.I.
4) Its obvious someone will attack us, and that we are waiting for Russia to take us over.

Obviously this CANNOT stand! Therefore, I have accepted my party's nomination for President of Canada with the intent of instituting the Baldwin Revolution to correct these errors forced on us by our incompetent government!

Please join me from now until election day as I introduce you to the plan that is going to save Canada: The Baldwin Revolution!
Who Is Augustus Baldwin?

War hero.

Greatest economic mind in eCanadian history.

The only person ever to serve as unelected President of Canada.

Jesuit.

Rookie of the Year.

Augustus Baldwin is a lot of things to a lot of people. But to you, he is a friend, your future President, and the man with a plan. And what is that plan you ask?

Simple. Allow me to introduce Part One of the Baldwin Revolution:
1) Canada Can Into London?

Yes Canada can into London!

Nobody likes the United Faildom, and the Baldwin Revolution will call for a humanitarian intervention in the capital of the United Faildom, London, to impose 21st century, first world dental practices.

We must help those less fortunate than us! Let us civilize these quaint colonials!
2) Canada Can Into Western Australia?

As you may or may not know, Western Australia contains two things: Titanium and Indonesians.

I only like one of those things.

That is why a major part of the Baldwin Revolution will involve Canada's transit to Asia through Japan, into the Philippines, through Indonesia, and into Western Australia. Then we will have THREE titanium regions and we can rent one out to our bros! Maybe we will rent Western Australia to the United States? Or to North/South/East Australia? The possibilities are endless!
3) Canada Can Into Future?

Canada Will Into The Future!

For weeks now, myself and Party President Tyler Durden have been working on a secret project in my basement to prepare Canada for the launch of V2. I can now announce that our project is almost complete. What is that project?

It.
Will.
Blow.
Your.
Mind.

We will annonce it the night before the election, and I have to say, it is probably the most revolutionary thing that any candidate in any Canadian election has EVER presented. You will elect me purely on the content of this plan. Although I warn you that it will be long, it will also be worth reading!

Stay Tuned!

I hereby call on every party in Canada to nominate me for Country President on their ticket!

I hereby call on every Canadian citizen to vote for me in the upcoming Presidential election!

Hail the Baldwin Revolution!

Canada Can Into Change!

Canada Can Into Future!
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