Artela Endorses eGay Marriage
Day 1,633, 12:06
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by General Cartman Lee
This is an absolute DISGRACE!
An eMarriage is between one eMan and one eWoman, and Artela is abusing her position and undermining the very foundation of our Administ morality. When Admin created the eWorld, he established that eMarriage was one of the most sacred of institutions, and that after all eMen and eWomen were paired up, the remaining 95% of the male population would become Administ clergymen, preaching the message of our Lord & eSavior, Plato.
What will become of our eCivilization when this most sacred vow before almighty Admin has been desecrated? I call for the eUS Congress to pass an immediate eConstitutional amendment which enshrines the traditional definition of marriage and protects it from this radical left-wing activism.
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lol, now THAT is some funny trolling
eMarriage and eConstitution dont exist in this game.
so just some lame trolling
http://static.fjcdn.com/comments/You+don+t+say+_975d86151d9051b3ec9d9d20276dbd0c.jpg
Let me get this straight, no pun intended.
When two people are married, they form a union and become one. When two citizens are managed by the same person, they are in essence a union of one not unlike a marriage.
By this rationale, Pizza the Hut and General Cartman Lee are married, and given that their respective genders are male, I guess that makes it a same sex marriage.
So, by deduction, Pizza the Hut and General Cartman Lee practise same-sex marriage in-game.
stupid homophobic shit
Not even a good troll >.>
Not sure if trolling or serious..
Just because you cant get laid or have a girlfriend for more than a couple of seconds, dont preach to us what we should do.
I will never vote for Artela again.. we should purge the world of gays.
Cool Story Bro o/
^lmao
Have fun fapping to this fantasy tonight ajay
what everyone is missing, with Ajay writing for GCL, all his multis have too wait there turn for him to log in and write something equally as stupid
@Kushskins: How many minutes of your life did you waste working that out?
Of course he's trolling.
Goku, have you ever heard of the "bash back" movement?
This is for you: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_Pistols
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Same-sex marriage is an ancient Christian rite: http://anthropologist.livejournal.com/1314574.html
Just lost respect for the people who've posted here.
>The Obama hot dog picture
I wonder what you're trying to say there.
Speaking bad about gay marriage is as bad as gay marriage itself if you consequently follow the law of God.
Romans 13:8 Owe no man any thing, but to love one another: for he that loveth another hath fulfilled the law.
9 For this, Thou shalt not commit adultery, Thou shalt not kill, Thou shalt not steal, Thou shalt not bear false witness, Thou shalt not covet; and if there be any other commandment, it is briefly comprehended in this saying, namely, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.
>no homo
And it also says: Leviticus 18:22: "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankin😛 it is abomination."
Romans 1:26-27: "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence [sic] of their error which was meet."
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@Goku Amen brother!
Sadly Goku, nobody really cares about religion in the US anymore. That is why they say religions should be taxed, even though the Constitution cleary states the seperation of church and state. I hate how the same people who say that religion shouldn't be involved in politics also say that the government should tax these religions.
Oh look some of the American Taliban have raised their little pinheads.
You do not even understand the book that you quote from.
It must be so sad to be filled with so much hate.
And to Catmaster you really do not understand anything about the Constitution
do you?
This article is false! Former President Chocolate McSkittles actually performed my gay marriage with Joe Newton.
The End
keep in mind there are no girls on the internet... only traps.
Homophobes are gay. Also, literal interpretation of the bible is retarded.
^The bible was referring to homosexualness, but you will find that many priests are more accepting of the lessthanstraight community.