An evil flower that sprouted because it was loved

Day 814, 12:00 Published in Japan USA by S.E.E.S


Ladies, Gentlemen, Weaboos, Furries and Traps of eJapan,

We are the terrorist organisation known as S.E.E.S., dedicated to promoting Greatness in the eUS so that it may truly become EMERIKA. However, due to the recent Zerg Rush against the United Kingdom as well as the actions of some of our own members the level of win in EMERIKA is approaching levels whereby we feel that we can begin to export this commodity. We have always held a soft spot for eJapan, we are fans of your culture (Though not your Minister of Culture) and big supporters of your work in the field of animation.



Needless to say we were horrified to learn of the insults offered to His Excellency plzdaddynooooo, Ambassador on behalf of His Imperial Majesty Emperor Kokawayoshi Makoto to the Austrian Government. The blatant disrespect shown to The Glorious Empire of The eRising Sun has shocked and angered us. We will not stand for it.

Unless the eAustrian President immediately apologises for the despicable actions of his unwashed followers and vivaciously punishes the culprits we shall be forced to Declare a Crusade against eAustria. As I speak to you now S.E.E.S. and its supporters are mobilising, I am in consultations with various international leaders and our Glorious Martyr Section are receiving their final instructions and sacraments.



We call on every proud member of the eJapanese Empire to March With Us to Croatia and aid them in Their Just War against the unhygenic and probably diseased eAustrians. Some of you may now be asking 'Is This Righteous?' a most important question. To this I answer that the eAustrian's have seen the potential for war their actions have made and yet done nothing. They sit in Europe and think that distance alone will protect them from eJapanese Righteous Fury. If war is not offered other countries will seek to disrespect the eJapanese and this will weaken eJapans political influence, harming this countries ability to influence others towards a world that shines in the light.

Join us as we fight for the honour of His Imperial Majesty Emperor Kokawayoshi Makoto and extinguish the filth that is eAustria.

Ten Thousand Years!