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Americans to Arms! Invasion is Imminent!

Day 884, 15:28 • Published in USA USA

• by Michael Collins

http://www.erepublik.com/en/Spain/law/31810

In a cowardly and despicable move, Spain has rejected the friendly peace offering from our President Woxan. The truth is clear to everyone now. Spain and Poland have ambition to conquer the United States of America.

This culminates after weeks of strained relations, in which the USA made repeated overtures of friendship and peace, but which the traitorous Poles and Spaniards rejected.

Recently Poland tried to get a foothold in North America to improve their space program, but this ended in failure when they were outsmarted by Brazilians. The USA should be thanking Brazil for this move, as it has stopped Poland from being in a position to strike at our underbelly.

My friends, I think it's time for a pre-emptive strike.

Don't you?

Michael Collins
American Patriot

Comments

Myth0s Day 884, 15:29

I LOL'D

The Anaconda Day 884, 15:33

Wut?

Cavalcanti Day 884, 15:33

Brazilians accept wholeheartedly such patriotic acknowledgment.

Hail America!
Hail Brazil!

Jmama83 Day 884, 15:33

One problem, south Africa. Then we can attack 😃

James Campbell Day 884, 15:35

witty b*st*rd

Mr Ginge Day 884, 15:35

If Collins wills it!
Let it be DONE!

sepuku Day 884, 15:36

troll

krzysieksosnowiec Day 884, 15:37

hahaha You are funny guy

Mv13 Day 884, 15:40

AMERIKAH!

Anaxima Day 884, 15:43

[removed]

JE2 4XP Day 884, 15:43

Phoenix troll. so phatetic...

Wang Chung Day 884, 15:45

Clever writing. But still Phoenix propaganda. 😛

Turd Fergusen Day 884, 15:46

No one likes you Collins. Go annoy Serbia or something.

Anaxima Day 884, 15:47

AMERICA FUCK YEAH!

eStriko Day 884, 15:50

so cool xaxaxa

Penguin4512 Day 884, 15:53

PHOENIX PROPAGANDA

I AM A DINOSAUR Day 884, 16:00

I've always hated Spain, so I fully aprove of this move if our government decides to make this move. You're a true patriot for calling out our enemies, Michael Collins.

folker Day 884, 16:19

j3j3j3j3

collins cannot into trolling.

skr Day 884, 16:25

Rawr, I'm a lion >:3

Yes, of course, srs business. Keep it rollin

patton Day 884, 17:14

COLLINS CAN INTO AMERICA !

Dell Fargus Day 884, 17:34

This is false information.

n4n0 Day 884, 17:35

~I've always hated Spain, so I fully aprove of this move if our government decides to make this move. You're a true patriot for calling out our enemies, Michael Collins

You've been playing for a few days, how do you hate Spain?

You guys do realized he's trying to create an EDEN Civil War?

wotan_thor Day 884, 17:36

@I AM A DINOSAUR ..... I´ve always hated you

Maegalodonus Day 884, 17:42

🙂

One of the best PHX trolls around. I guess half the US population thinks of him as a legit american XD. Oh, and actually, I believe it was me who accidentally leaked the info about the secret polish space program in Mexico to him. Sorry Poland, my fault 🙁

Quanah Parker Day 884, 17:52

LOL Collins... you're always good for a laugh. o/

Dante Alagherii Day 884, 18:50

I LOL'D

ndvanderhoofven Day 884, 19:31

great idea. declare war on Spain!

Iamnameless Day 884, 19:43

Penix propaganda. Don't be fooled.

Dr_Revenue Day 884, 21:47

Phoenix propagandist!

vladb Day 884, 23:35

You can see the value of this article right here :"but this ended in failure when they were outsmarted by Brazilians."

Indeed ..activating 6 of the strongest possible MPPs against you it's what I call vision ,strategy ..outsmarted indeed 🙂

hordubal Day 884, 23:36

PHOENIX PROPAGANDA

Max McFarland 2 Day 884, 23:40

Good propaganda has some element of truth.
Don't dismiss the idea offhand.

Grainne Ni Mhaille Day 884, 23:43

awww, stop lying to the noobs and the terminally confused MC.
It's a terribly mean thing to do.
Just be a man, and call it out like you want it.
I think you are SO wasted, trying to do subtle, disguised as clever.
Meh.

Grainne Ni Mhaille Day 884, 23:48

Oh yeah, and I wish you'd put your care-bear uniform back on, you look so nasty in your spy-suit...bleh....
At least a leprechaun teddy is sweet, you were all cute and cuddlicious in it 🙂

Dei Gratia rex Poloniae Day 885, 00:30

Trolololol...

THE DEXTROYERR DeMASQUE Day 885, 00:32

hum becareful eUSA, some element are badly truth

655321 Day 885, 00:44

Listen carefully to the man!

Bekarius Day 885, 00:58

he is phoenix troll

but in this case ... he is right

Branac Day 885, 01:00

PHOENIX BULL....

empee Day 885, 01:26

@ all americans who wish to attack Spain

u just do it and then we'll see who will be defending ur Karnataka when Indonesia comes..

Scheindemokratie Day 885, 02:43

the espanish and epolish trolls are scared😁

dh219 Day 885, 03:18

It's not a pre-emptive invasion, tt's a Freedom Strike or Liberty Offensive.

MarianBC Day 885, 03:45

troll

the lulz Day 885, 04:42

Americans to Arms! Invasion is Imminent! The USA is going to attack Amurrrika!!11

wait wat?

also , michael , nub or troll.

0/10

Shinybluepope Day 885, 06:52

Ugh

mihail.cazacu Day 885, 07:32

Yeah right. And the pigs fly!

MysteriousMan Day 885, 07:36

ANOTHER CHEAP PROPAGANDA 😮 ( ofcourse many young eUS citizens will believe it ;P )
"traitorous Poles"-LOL (better watch your mouth dude)

jasonalwaysready Day 885, 08:40

i lol'd

mateusdalpozzo Day 885, 11:01

Hail America!
Hail Brazil!

Brotherhood

Charles Powell Day 885, 11:38

Stop making things worse, you idiot. Brolliance isn't even realized yet and your trying to get us conquered by whining babies! errr... i mean, Spaniards and Poles!

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