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The Reason for Poland's Invasion of Mexico Revealed

30 Day 882, 16:56 USA

The war-hungry Polish President

Poland's declaration of war against Mexico earlier today has confounded many international observers, prompting questions such as

Why is Poland doing this?

How can Poles cross an ocean?

and

What is a Poland?



Well, our tireless reporters have been on the case, and we are happy to say that we have found the motivation for Polands attack.

It is a well established fact that Poland cannot into space. This unfortunate fact has bewildered and upset many a Pole.

So, to remedy this predicament, Poland is invading Mexico to take control of the Mexican Space Program.


MASA


With the superior Mexican technology....




...





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POLAND CAN INTO SPACE





 
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Cavalcanti
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Cavalcanti Day 882, 16:58

Poles cannot into Space

 
Mv13
25
Mv13 Day 882, 17:00

Indeed.

 
Han Solo 8
27
Han Solo 8 Day 882, 17:00

First we should see Poland into Mexico. Probably for one day only.
I like Polish strategists. That MPP was so ...."brilliant"

 
Craig Rossiter
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Craig Rossiter Day 882, 17:00

Poles cannot into Mexico

 
Longbaugh
26
Longbaugh Day 882, 17:03

ImageFAIL.

Us Phoenixers have been decrying the teenage state of Poland for quite some time now.

 
Caius Julio Cesar
25
Caius Julio Cesar Day 882, 17:04

Hot link is bad, o'mmkay?

 
Ingo Castilho
24
Ingo Castilho Day 882, 17:05

Will be fun

 
Markisim Dart
24
Markisim Dart Day 882, 17:06

LAME-O

 
Trick246
24
Trick246 Day 882, 17:06

South Park \o/

 
GLaDOS
26
GLaDOS Day 882, 17:06

I lol'd

 
S. Everbeck
18
S. Everbeck Day 882, 17:09

Space fail

 
Redphienix
30
Redphienix Day 882, 17:16

Beautiful!

   
Malagueta
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Malagueta Day 882, 17:25

Poles cannot into Space!!

 
Familia de Azaret y Alvarela
Or
Familia de Azaret y Alvarela Day 882, 17:25

nice

 
zoryn
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zoryn Day 882, 17:30

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goto for free goodiez total truth.

 
joker shadow
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joker shadow Day 882, 17:36

I love south park !!! hahahaha

 
SaraDroz
27
SaraDroz Day 882, 17:47

Collins is a well known and appreciated Peace and Penix spymaster.

 
Penguin4512
25
Penguin4512 Day 882, 18:06

voted and subbed

 
ben11119
21
ben11119 Day 882, 18:14

I already control the mexican space program... GTFO of ma space program!

 
Joshua Patterson
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Joshua Patterson Day 882, 18:20

That pic of Meghan is a shop, we all know she would have crushed the moon by now.

 
loftedraptor
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loftedraptor Day 882, 18:31

LOL!

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Joe Newton
27
Joe Newton Day 882, 18:52

lol'd

 
John Gormley
34
John Gormley Day 883, 04:57

lol

 
Hassan Pesaran
35
Hassan Pesaran Day 883, 06:18

Brilliant

 
Irish Radical Party
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Irish Radical Party Day 883, 07:31

 
Davey A
22
Davey A Day 883, 15:24

It's all clear now. The moon will be high uranium in v3.

Poland cannot into the moon.

 
Talio Extremist
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Talio Extremist Day 884, 20:29

I laughed, I cried, and then I laughed again.

 
Lacarulez
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Lacarulez Day 885, 00:01

LOL

 
Dylanb9216
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Dylanb9216 Day 885, 00:28

Who uses south park in articles? gawd.


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