American Embassy Report: Feb 25th

Day 828, 13:27 Published in Canada Canada by Tyler F Durden
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It has been a while since my last report on US/Canada relations. I have been Ambassador to the USA since WW3 began last summer.

As many of us know, the role of Ambassador is no more than relating to foreign nations what the Presidential Cabinet is after elections.



There are no official dispatches.



There are no cocktail parties with scantily glad dancers.



There are however ENDLESS roll calls


The Report


Economy



Over the past few months the United States has noticed the Protectionist Trade barriers that Canada has thrown up, (they have not liked it, but fortunately have bigger fish to fry militarily). We have done this to avoid making the hard decisions to make our economy a most equitable arena of trade. While we have enacted the Iron Income Tax Bill to help make our economy the best it can be - we still are unable to effect change in the price wars that are currently ravaging our markets. As a Canadian Congressman I have proposed increasing the VAT in targeted markets to help alleviate the aggressive trade wars while adding to the Government Coffers at the same time.
There have been calls to penalize Importers, throw up more protectionist trade barriers instead.

It is the opinion that our position in the Erepublik Defense & Economic Network, not to mention our Brolliance relations will suffer as a result if we choose to penalize non Canadian businesses for our own inability to rectify our own economic problems. The Canadian Congress still wishes to adhere to the 'legendary' Dean22 tax Wall of Text vis a vis VATs.

We have tough choices to make to put our own house in order - but make no mistake - what choices we do make WILL effect our ally's position towards us. Whomever gets elected to Congress today - I IMPLORE the Canadian public to hold them accountable for the current economic situation we are faced with today.



Military



The United States is with us as part of the legendary pact signed between Jacobi and Gaius Julius.
They continue to stand by us and we have excellent coordination and understanding in this area.

I do not have any particular access to the US Military or Joint Chiefs data, however I can speak confidently that we are on the same page.



Politics



The United States has Josh Frost as their Country President, who succeeded Jewitt.
This is Josh Frost's second Presidency and his Vice President is a friend of mine - Max Mcfarland 2.

The United States is currently working hard to prevent an internal PTO Threat within their Congress elections. Foreign nationals have been flippantly granted citizenship from many Phoenix nations by inexperienced or questionable Congressmen. However, the USA is fighting their PTO attempt very efficiently from the executive level on down. The fewer traitors who get elected - the fewer citizenship application they can grant to enemies of the state to exacerbate the problem. Of course, we here in Canada have not identified any such PTO attempt officially.

The article by US Citizen Zoli, The Enemy Within is a good read and will shed light on this. Perhaps there is something to learn here...



eUS Embassy Polls



Part of my Embassy work includes running Polls to gauge US sentiments to issues of Canadian interest. I have placed them in order of most recent and older following behin😛

The Current Poll, which is still in progress is this:

What Should Be EDEN Military Priorities?

Heiliojiang (60😵
Liaoning (10😵
Gauteng (0😵
China (10😵
Serbia (20😵

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This is the previous one, and so on:

When We Wipe The UK Off The Map, Which Region Should We Make Their Capitol?

Scotland - For William Wallace (0😵
Northern Ireland - For 500 Years of Occupation (14.3😵
Wales - For Obvious Reasons (64.3😵
None - Keep Em Wiped For A While (21.4😵


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Canada "Pushed the Button" and went to Teabag the UK, would our Bros back us up?

I Stand Ready To Block / Kill Redcoats (75😵
I Stand By To Watch Tumbleweeds (16.7😵
This should be left up to EDEN to decide (8.3😵

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Should the USA Have Kept Liaoning Until Conquering Hello Kitty?

Yes, Hello - HIGH Iron!!! (11.1😵
No, We couldn't hold Liaoning Anyways (77.8😵
Is High Iron that valuable? (0😵
As if We're Gonna Beat Hello Kitty (11.1😵
We Gave It Back Too Soon! (0😵

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Should the eUS leave Europe to EDEN and attack eRussia?

Yes, it is time to show Ivan who is boss! (5.6😵
Yes, but we should still help the Bros (5.6😵
eRussia should be made our ally (11.1😵
No way, consequences too great (16.7😵
I stand ready to kill redcoats (33.3😵
Europe is where the war is, if Alaska falls - we take it back (27.8😵

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Should The eUSA Consider Joining EDEN?

Yes - It is time to consolidate the war effort: (14.7😵
No - We Should Remain Neutral: (2.9😵
Perhaps - We Should Seriously Consider This Option: (29.4😵
Undecided - Unsure of pros and cons: (14.7😵
No Need - We are members via the Brolliance: (38.2😵

The majority of those who participated in this poll did not think it necessary for the US to join EDEN, rather they thought they had ample representation thru Canada's voice via the Brolliance.

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I would be glad to take questions concerning Canada / US Relations.
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