All I want for Christmas...is your vote!

Day 763, 06:58 • Published in Austria USA • by stancel


On the 25th, I will be running for Congress again for the third time in Austria. I want to make Austria strong and move this country forward. That's what I've always wanted throughout my time here, for us to be put on the map and not ignored.

National Goals:
*Merge with the North Pole

The North Pole is a high-diamond region, which is why it produces all those nice gifts. President Santa Claus of the Socialist Republic of the North Pole approached me, socialist leader to socialist leader, about the idea and I support it as well. Comrade Santa has been redistributing toys from the elf commune there for a while now, where he works as a simple deliveryman. Comrade Santa is afraid that the Poles, fresh from their baby boom, will try and conquer the North Pole, using the fact that the word "Pole" is in the name to justify their proposed irredentist land grab. I stand with the North Pole in their anti-imperialism.

*Bring in the New Year, with extra cheer!

2010 will be the beginning of a new decade, but also a new era. Many things will happen in eAustria but we will all be here together. Let's make it more fun! Since we are playing a game. I'm sure things might change, and I might change. But let's not resist change. The SP will likely run its own candidate for President again on a platform of revolutionizing Austria.

Next, some news:



Santa exposed as a COMMIE.

US President Jewitt presents his "gift" to North Korea, an invasion

He also promised to give Afanasiy Drago "his" country back, as if North Korea was the property of one man and not a country of its own.

eDictionary says "Hi"
A new sarcastic word has been coine😛 "liberoccupation", a portmanteau of liberation and occupation. Usage in a sentence: "EDEN is liberoccupying the world's finest high-resource regions".