All Hail Rylde As Your New God.

Day 2,284, 14:12 • Published in Canada Canada • by Xander Kross

Ladies and gentlemen, it is rare that I make a post that is mostly praise. But I feel in this case that it is warranted. Our Country President has been on fire lately. He identifies himself thusly:



However, with his shrewd guerilla tactics and clever outmanoeuvering of the hated eUSA, allowing our re-taking of New Brunswick, I see him now as this:



Alexander the Great was indeed a fine leader and world-conqueror. But he had a massive Hellenic army capable of sweeping conquest from the Mediterranean coasts of Europe all the way to the far side of India. John "Hannibal" Smith, on the other hand, was a commando - a strategist who worked with a small team using guerilla tactics, sharp wits and raw gumption to defeat enemies that were vastly more powerful than he and his A-Team.



Yesterday's glorious battle occurred after several rounds of fundraising, including a "Top 100" contest that was totally not a lottery. Having analyzed the donations, I have noticed some interesting statistics.

First, my sources:

Article 1: Military Patience
Article 2: Building Reserves and MPP's
Article 3: Rylde's Top 100

I compiled a list of all the names mentioned in these posts, including the political parties to which they belonged and the amounts donated.

Current ranking, based on 3 articles:
1. Military Dictatorship Party: CAD $35,000
2. Canadian Progressive Front: CAD $26,000
3. Muppet Party: CAD $23,000
4. Rolo's Horse House & Canadian Conservative Party (tied): CAD $17,000 each
5. No party affiliation/small party: CAD $10,000
6. Partie Francophone Canadien: CAD $7,000
7. Foreign players: CAD $6,000
8. Enemy players*: CAD $1,000
* Code-Y is a US citizen who bought a Top 100 ticket to fund the war on his own country.

These numbers are not exact - many players donated in "69's," which I rounded up or down to the nearest 1000. Another fellow from Rolo's Horse House donated 6.9 gold, which is also not included in the CAD values listed here.


Phat Stax of.. HEY THERE'S A $2 IN THERE!

I encourage the skeptics among you to double-check my findings, using the same resources. I am willing to be proven wrong if you feel your party has been misrepresented here.

Clearly, though, according to these findings, the Military Dictatorship Party is the most financially-committed to aiding Canada's war effort. No one is saying that patriotism can be measured in dollar amounts, but it is clear that the smaller parties are giving much of themselves in the war effort.

Bravo to all who donated, and to all who continue to fight against our oppressors.