AB's Proposal
Augustus Baldwin
Canada is in dire times. Our leadership, especially the civilian and military, have been working tirelessly to ensure we can meet the demands of this war, and ensure our nation will emerge wholly restored. We have been put to the test. Our resolve has been challenged, and our determination questioned.
Continual siege, from without and sometimes from within, has a way of drawing a besieged people together. Canada and America have signed the Brolliance. Canada has joined EDEN. And a bunch of stupid people have decided to get fake married.
I have to admit that this binding has not been exclusive to nations and stupid people. It is very much real in personal relationships too, most obviously between the leaders of ‘We the Besieged Nations,’ but also amongst its people.
So when a conference of eCanadian leaders was called in beautiful San Francisco, California, I had my own alliance of sorts in the min
😛An alliance... in the bum.
As I have already impressed, during times of siege people come to rely on each other, and get to know one another, and see the others' best (and worst) –especially when it seems like the whole world is turning on you- and a certain someone in our eCanadian leadership has made an impression on me.
"Castro Street, San Fransico, California"
So as we were waiting in the hall of Big Al's on Castro Street on a cool and crisp fall’s night, I asked this person if they had ever played sweaty, half-naked volleyball with Maverick and Goose at TOP GUN. The reply was, “Only when I close my eyes”.
So I insisted that he close his eyes…
"Possibly the gayest game of volleyball in the history of volleyball."
As we walked I forced myself to pretend to still be interested in the topic of the conference in San Francisco (that is, winning the war), which never ceases to be the focus of all our conversations. In truth, at least this time, something else was weighing heavily on my mind. And while I nodded the normal yes to statements, I had to admit to myself that there was a different battle being waged inside me... a battle in my pants. After convincing myself that I might as well go for it I took the leap of faith and candidly interrupted my friend, and declared,
“There’s something I have to ask you.”
“…Yeah? What is it now? More pestering about reforms? I told you I was taking care of it!”
"Scorpius, will you bend over and take one for the team?"
Sincerely,
AB
"Annnd IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always love yoooooooooooooooooou"
Comments
voted LLLOOOO L
lets go scorpius! oh and alos who wants to emarry me!?!?
lmfao AB youre awesome, nuff said.
Alright, I lol'd. Here's your sticker! 😉
haha coda take a lesson from me and reply quickly next time someone eProposes to you 😛
Yes!!!
Lol..
lmao! voted for being Epic!
What would Canada do with AB...
It's because I didn't make a you a groomsman, isn't it?
Lol what a beautiful and honest proposal LOL
hilarious
Epic, In other news,
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/stand-on-guard-canadians-940565/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/stan[..]/1/20
Do it! Do it! hahah
I hate to nit-pic, but your SF pic is not Castro Street. It's Broadway in North Beach, San Francisco, which has a lot of straight strip joints.
Come on Scorpius! Be a team player!
Does FSM support gay marriage?
2nd AB article I have voted
Soooo who is holding who in the last picture.
I picture scorpius as woman
yeah the FSM is very tolerant 😛
and technically its an eGay marriage as we are both straight irl.
LMFAO This is EPIC WIN!!
The God of Sutlerism smiles upon you.
And LMFAO LOLOLOLOL.
P.S - Congrats you two :..D
\o/
Awwww lads, you are freakin me out a bit now.
You know eIrish Top Gun yeah?
He just got emarried, a gay wedding.
Now between yourselves, and Bruno and co, there's a lot of it about.
Of course, thats men for ya, marriage for political gain, but hey?
Ahem.
Anyway.
( e-marriage is legal in eIreland btw, lawfully sanctioned)
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There's a shortage of e-women.
If ye are all such gorgeous genius gamers, drag a few of your womenfolk in, will ya?
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BTW is Arafat slippin'the tongue there?
Yeeeeuch.
I'll believe it when I see it, but then again "love conquers all."
I even found one of those sappy videos friends make for the wedding reception. You know the ones with mushy music mashed with even mushier pics of the newlyweds. The by-line will be: "It started as volleyball game that became an e-wedding parody":
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EPIC this deserve to be included into the wrter's guild of canada!
EPIC this deserve to be included into the wrter's guild of canada!
One of your best yet AB.
I voted so hard I had to go and 'give it' to Marla for a solid half hour.
LOL!
\o/
So, who did you have in mind to perform the ceremony? 😛
Goran Thrax
ooooh, bubble bath
kinky
I'm sure you'll make each other very happy. XDD
thx for the lulz 🙂
Voted for General Epicness!
I does approve
voted. Even though that picture is of Broadway Street in SF, not Castro. I've been known to make an appearance at Big Al's
Wait, don't do anything yet AB, let me get my camera.