A Strange Correspondence from Shannon Airport??

Day 1,114, 16:22 • Published in USA USA • by Joe DaSmoe

Shortly after publicly announcing the creation of ALARM, I hastily returned home to gather my things before leaving my world behind and going to join my brothers in the Rebelution's underground bunker. As I backed down my drive, I stopped absentmindedly to check my mail as I have done so many times before, suddenly realizing that the evil regime could be watching me already, I almost didn't get out. Of course I decided to anyway, you never know when granny may be sending the yearly Christmas cash. XD

What I found there was unexpected to say the least. A mysterious postcard from someone named Vic LeRailes. Here is the cryptic message it offered.


Shannon Airport?? "Dude, wtf is this?" I muttered under my breath.


I turned back toward my truck and that's when I saw him, An assassin sent by Dictator Frost himself. Jesus Dude, these pinko revolution guys are batsh** insane, he was peepin me out and acting real strange. It was sick dude, just sick.



Naturally, promptly drew my sidearm and blasted the freak, Dude. These guys are relentless man, relentless.



Frost's ball licking assassin handled, adrenaline firin' through the ol' veins, I returned to my truck and examined the post-card with the intensity of a tweekin carpet surfer.


Cryptic bro, cryptic......





Click the picture above to enlarge postcard from Vic LeRailes

Upon relocating to base, I've done as you wish Vic and published your message. I hope this article finds the ears of whom you search for. May the winds of the counter-revolution lead you safely to our bunker, We await your return.

-JDS