A Simplified Article On Why the eUS is Attacking eFrance

Day 809, 21:02 Published in USA Ireland by Tyler Jenkins

Over the past few days, I've seen a few articles spring up asking why the eUSA attacked eFrance. There have also been a number of people calling the eUSA untrustworthy and traitors when it comes to our relations with other countries around the eGlobe. Apparently, our explanations haven't been understood, so I've decided to simplify things further and draw it out for you folks.

If, during a battle, you see an avatar that looks something like these:



fly by, then you can expect to see avatars that look something like these:



to be fighting on the same side.

It really is that simple.

And, as to the "why" of it all...

A) eFrance, do you remember this:



or perhaps your hand in this:



😎 This:



beats this:



any day of the week. And finally...

C) WE WILL STAND BESIDE OUR FRIENDS!

In closing...we're sorry a friendship didn't work out, but do you really expect us to choose you, the country that invaded our territories, over those that have continually stood beside us? No…of course not.


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