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A Rage Quit of Epic Proportions
After a long hard day at work, imagine my surpirse when I log into Erepublik and I see this. My initial red blooded, Amurican response was, quite naturally, "OMGWTFBBQ?!??1!!/!?!/e!even?!?!??! !?!11!?" followed by a hearty cry of "DESTROY THE RUBOTS! GO GO GO!!".
After a period of quiet contemplation, I discovered this Russian Law Proposal and the cobwebbed covered gears in my head started turning. A teeny little bit of digging later, and things were all coming together.
In my search I saw a slew of strange Russian Proposals initiated by current President HankScorpio. These include attacking Finnish, Chinese, and American original territories, thus activating the MPP stacks of each country against Russia. The reason given for these attacks according to this article released by President HankScorpio today is to, and I quote with this crudely translated Google Translate translation, "increase interest in the game to provoke a military conflict with unfriendly neighbors." Unfortunately, Hank seems to be out of money and cannot continue his crusade to increase interest by attacking Poland. There was also a random peace proposals as well as a New Citizen Message proposal that unfortunately looks like it will not pass.
The epitome of cool
Now, in my opinion, HankScorpio is one of the coolest people I have never had the pleasure of meeting (he has also yet to accept my friend request ;_;). The reasoning behind impeaching a president after 3 days in office have yet to become apparent, but I trust they will eventually rise to the surface. For now we are simply left with the knowledge that Russia may have started a fight with the wrong man. A lesser man may have gone meekly into the night. BUT NOT HANKSCORPIO. Russia slighted a man who was perfectly willing to kick her in the face for her transgressions.
HankScorpio should be inducted as an Honorary Amurican Hero. At the very least, he should be entered into the books as having the steel balls required to pull off this rage quit of epic proportions and bightening my day. If I wore a hat, I would tip it to you sir.
Breaking News - In the time since publication, HankScorpio has accepted my friend request!
After a period of quiet contemplation, I discovered this Russian Law Proposal and the cobwebbed covered gears in my head started turning. A teeny little bit of digging later, and things were all coming together.
In my search I saw a slew of strange Russian Proposals initiated by current President HankScorpio. These include attacking Finnish, Chinese, and American original territories, thus activating the MPP stacks of each country against Russia. The reason given for these attacks according to this article released by President HankScorpio today is to, and I quote with this crudely translated Google Translate translation, "increase interest in the game to provoke a military conflict with unfriendly neighbors." Unfortunately, Hank seems to be out of money and cannot continue his crusade to increase interest by attacking Poland. There was also a random peace proposals as well as a New Citizen Message proposal that unfortunately looks like it will not pass.
The epitome of cool
Now, in my opinion, HankScorpio is one of the coolest people I have never had the pleasure of meeting (he has also yet to accept my friend request ;_;). The reasoning behind impeaching a president after 3 days in office have yet to become apparent, but I trust they will eventually rise to the surface. For now we are simply left with the knowledge that Russia may have started a fight with the wrong man. A lesser man may have gone meekly into the night. BUT NOT HANKSCORPIO. Russia slighted a man who was perfectly willing to kick her in the face for her transgressions.
HankScorpio should be inducted as an Honorary Amurican Hero. At the very least, he should be entered into the books as having the steel balls required to pull off this rage quit of epic proportions and bightening my day. If I wore a hat, I would tip it to you sir.
Breaking News - In the time since publication, HankScorpio has accepted my friend request!
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THANK YOU HANKSCORPIO!!!
Agreed. Nice article.
Awesomeness!
OMFG RIGHT ON ANG!
Epic Russian Prez is Epic
HANKSKORPIO = True American Hero!
Vote.
Hankscorpio accepted my friend request. \o/ He should come visit America
Hank is my personal hero for the next couple days. He should make the rage quit the best ever and join us
its america not amuerica lol
Hahaha, i was already freinds with him. He is quitting because there is internal turmoil right now in eRussia, and the commies party is taking control.
I reported on it a while back and have been following the situation.
Hank for jesus christ
>OMGWTFBBQ?!??1!!/!?!/e!even?!?!??! !?!11!?
>New's
>cobwebbed covered gears in my head
Indeed
nice
HankScorpio is mai hero.
Chuck Norris Face Kick by Harlot.
awesome!!!
HankScorpio face kicks boredom!
Wow, best rage quit EVER!
Voted! Nice writing Angel!
Almost as good as Stormtrooper of Death's RAEGQUIT article. Hank takes #2 in my book.
tl;dr
Edit: HankScorpio is a very good trickster.
johnpauljones: "Almost as good as Stormtrooper of Death's RAEGQUIT article. Hank takes #2 in my book."
HankScorpio's actions are extreme as hell, but we haven't seen an over-the-top RageQuit publication.. he's my Number Two RageQuit Hero.
can someone send him the Strormtrooper piece for inspiration?
Not only did he accept my friend request, the impeachment failed!
lol@rubots
I lol'd.
Your English fails epicly!!!
' HANK IS AWESOME. THAT IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW, MY LITTLE HAMSTAS \o/'
gee, why would the Ruskie Congress reject this as their new Welcome Message?see <a href="http://www.erepublik.com/en/Russia/country-administration/1">http://www.erepublik.com/en/Russia/count[..]ion/1</a> for the full and up-to-date list of both whacky and serious proposals in the Ruskie Congress..
I don't get it..