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A Letter to AFA Members -

Day 1,987, 18:31 • Published in USA USA

• by crashthompson.

Summer is coming up to those that live in the northern hemisphere. In Texas, when I think of summer I think of humidity and heat. But also swimming pools. Swimming pools are great, a place to play and relax.

That’s the thing about pools, you like them clean. You never want a giant turd floating in your pool. And guess what, if your party (AFA) was a pool, you guys are the public pool that has the biggest turd on record floating in it. And I don’t care how much you clean that pool, everyone knows and will remember it as the Turd pool. Even if you kick the kid out who dropped a number two in the water,, never let him back in, chlorinate the water till its toxic. It will and always be the Turd pool.

Every now and then I message members of the AFA. Some of you guys tell you joined because you were given citizenship with a promise of staying so many months (I think the average was three). Some of you joined because of awesome propaganda and it has an eagle, and some other stuff the makes you feel patriotic. That is designed by Agay to suck you in.

Stuff like that

Some of you say your staying to turn this party around, make it legitimate. I am sorry. I admire your noble efforts. It would be great to have the party turned around, but you guys will always be known and thought of as the Turd pool.

My suggestion, find a new party, or better yet start/find a 6th party. Give it a great name, bring to it your hopes and ideals. Recruit, retain and make the eUS better. I don’t care that the AFA is already a top 5 party, let it fall and fail. Bring your new 6th party up to the top. Several parties in the top 5 were 6th parties in the past. It has happened and you guys can make it happen.

Get out of the turd pool, shower, and find a new and better pool to swim in. Let the fat kid who pooped stay in his pool.

CrashThompson

Comments

crashthompson. Day 1,987, 18:31

Something something something first

MacIneely Day 1,987, 19:20

Good article, really made me think.

Gnilraps Day 1,987, 19:28

Turd pool.

Love it crash

Josh Whitehead Day 1,987, 19:31

aww poop

Cubby Day 1,987, 19:37

I endorse this message. The Seed has been planted.

Dell Fargus Day 1,987, 19:39

One of my fondest childhood memories was when I was 7 years old and my brother was 4. We were at a very crowded public pool with my aunt. My brother had to piss. So my aunt, who was like 18 or 19 at the time, told him to just go into the pool and let it fly.

So... he waded out in the pool to knee-deep water, dropped his shorts, and started pissing like there was nobody around. Everybody (men, women, boys, girls) within 200 yards saw what he was doing and just stopped with their jaws dropping. The funniest part was a girl a grade in school ahead of him who was about 15 feet away. She just stared with her mouth wide open watching him piss in the water that she was swimming in.

The look on her face was priceless...along with everyone else's reaction. I still laugh at this 30 years later.

Tyler Bubblar Day 1,987, 21:26

i literally laughed at this so hard I teared up fantastically funny mental image

The Mandarin Day 1,987, 20:12

okay maybe i will

morningblur Day 1,987, 20:23

Well, this article has been up over an hour and RGR hasn't showed up to call you a terrible elite yet. That is an accomplishment in itself. There are decent people in the AFA. they will always be overshadowed and drowned out by the stain that is Ronald Gipper Reagan. That is truly a shame since some of the AFA folks have decent ideas, but by being a member of a pto group those ideas will never be given a chance.

Dogpyle Day 1,987, 20:30

This takes awesome to a new level.

Voted and Subscribed

max246 Day 1,987, 21:09

31 / 9
o7

Ronald Gipper Reagan Day 1,987, 21:26

Good thing AFA members don't care what Feds say.

MazzyCat Day 1,987, 23:02

Swimming pools are great... So is finding a turd free zone!

Meow!♥

Bia Pandora Day 1,987, 23:05

LOL. Awesome analogy.

shiloh13 Day 1,987, 23:08

Great article!

Thedillpickl Day 1,987, 23:13

My cousins came down from Kansas City one Summer. We were swimming in the lake and a 'mud fight' broke out. I was rubbing some 'mud' in one's hair and she complained that she'd never get the dirt and sand out of her hair. I told her not to worry, that it wasn't mud and sand at all. She demanded to know what it was. The answer is simple if you think about it. Fish and turtles don't use restrooms.