A Glorious eMarriage
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by Sir Gulden Draak
Greetings my dear readers, it has been a while since we have had an eMarriage, but I am pleased to announce the glorious marriage between myself and Henry Arundel, aka Pfeiffer aka My Pooh Bear. Our relationship began just yesterday, and it has been a interesting couple of hours, complete with buttsecs and rubbing melted butter in each others chest hair over a lobster dinner. After playing "just the tip" till 4 in the morning we knew it was meant to be. This morning Pfeiffer gave me a blood diamond so big it could have fed an entire African nation for a year. I squealed like a little piggie in Deliverance, and off to the chapel we went. For those wondering, yes I am the chick mostly due to my wonderful power bottom which makes all the rap bitches jealous. This next week me will be honeymooning, but wedding gifts of gold, currency, or other items can be made to my account. Thank you!
A postcard from our honeymoon
Stay thirsty my friends,
Sir Gulden Draak
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~hyuu~ o/
Is there a registry?
Dude, you've should've called me:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/ewedding-organiser--1893482/1/20
I'm the official motherfu*king eRep Wedding organiser...
this is all true
I took the picture. Pfeiffer is the one in teh back
we're all gay for Pfeiffer!
Better then marrying your hand ; )
Your opera gloves match your scooter
ISS0 HAWT!
I know a great divorce lawyer!
Congratulations on your recent nuptials. You're the "top", correct?
"You're the "top", correct?"
don't sound like it
"I squealed like a little piggie in Deliverance"
sent matching custom tanks painted in hello kitty colors and logos as a small amount of cash to the happy newlyweds!
have fun on your honeymoon!
lolfgts
my guess is pfeiffer is the one in front, just saying
couldn't decide on a gift, so i just sent each of you some cash.
don't spend it all in one place!!!
I sent you a gift. It was a T-shirt with the following written on the back "If you can read this then my Bitch has fallen off"
Congrats you two! Best wishes, love the pic!
Nice.
Well this is truly disturbing but I guess the term oldfag never fit so well. Bazinga!
Have a long and happy eLife together.