eWedding Organiser
XxBusinessMogulexX
Ladies and Gentleman, Boys and Girls i have an announcment to make:
From today, i'm oppening a new eBusiness, i'm becoming a eWedding organiser. I can rent a wedding chapel and prepare it for your ewedding. Except the chappel i also have my own wedding hall in which all of you can trow your eWedding party. I never taught that i could get involved in something like this but the recession made me do it. So i'm making this desperate move in order to become richer. You can hire your own decorater, priest, music band etc. or you can pay me some extra cash and i will find it for you. Now i will show you a picture of my wedding hall:
If you don't like the color of the table sheets i can change it also you pick the floral arangments and everything else. I also print the wedding invitations. The pictures and the video from the wedding are free. Prices are afordable, we trow parties for the rich also for the poor. So no mather you have money or you don't, we can always work something out. Now i will show you an example of the wedding band, invitations, floral arangments, the meals and basicly everything.
Wedding inviations:
This invitation is very afordable:
This are a bit more expensive:
Music ban
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This band s very afordable
The price for this one is kinda in the middle
And this singer/band is for the rich:
Now the food and drinks:
For the poor:
For the middle class:
For the rich:
Here is the priest. If you don't like it you can find your own. But i can assure you he is the best.
Ok here's some pics from the weddings:
Afordable wedding:
Middle class wedding:
Wedding of rich people:
Ok so now the prices:
For the poor people: 1000USD - 2000USD or 1g - 2g.
For the middle class: 2500USD - 4000USD or 2.5g - 4g
For the rich people: 4500USD - 10000USD or 4.5g - 10g
Now enjoy your eLifes and don't forget to PM me if you need a eWedding.
Don't forget to Vote, Subscribe and Comment. I made this article with purely humorous intentions.
Comments
You can refer the costs of my wedding to the Congressional Budget Office for further payment. I do think that's legal right lolz.
Hah lol i think that that is legal xD
mmmm cheezeburgerz
We also have hamburgers, fishburgers, chickenburgers and much else meals which are part of the meals for the middle class weddings xD
You forgot something: the priest. If he need, I'm happy to join your project:
http://blog.quartiereponte.com/wp-content/uploads/prete_armato.jpg
I will add the priest right now lol
could u provide chicken nuggets to?
Of course there is everything you ask will be delivered.xD
loladin
Just...awesome!
Imma be honest, I don't think this is going to make it. But maybe it will.
"I made this article with purely humorous intentions."
The last sentence says ^
But also like i said if you need a eWedding PM me. : )
Ooooo do I get a wedding ring achievement on my profile? lol
Nope but you get a eWife that you will be seeing every day and you get a night that you won't forget! lol
You run any edating services?
This idea makes people rich, so I'd say this is a good idea.
Lol.. lol...
haha..
dang I can't stop laughing
But this is very expensive for middle class citizens who use training boosters...
I think I am going to start an eMatchmaker service. We can offer each other referral bonuses.
Gnilraps, you sir are a genius! Deal!
Gnilraps IS genius, but please, no e-husbands for me! My heart belongs to.....