12 Mar, 2012
Uv Ajed
Thought of the Day -"A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life."
The Twaddle of Humbug is delighted to announce the official candidacy of its Editor-in-Chief, Samnomix, for the post of Party President of the Democratic Party of India. In order to aggrandize the event further, The Twaddle of Humbug is publishing an exclusive message from Samnomix in this edition.
For
the Party President of
Greeting fellow Democrats, eRepublikans & eIndians
It is a matter of great honour and an immense pleasure, for me, to present my candidacy for the next Party President of the Democratic Party of India.
But, before I proceed any further, I would like to provide you all with an insight on the current political scenario of eIndia.
For ages the relationship between the Perception and the Reality, which emphasizes on the manifestation of the former into the later, have been governed by a failure in prediction or ignorance of the unpretentious amount of Human Error, Experimentation and Human Psychology, which includes Trust, Faith, Opinion, Personal Gain and Understanding, involved in the whole scenario. This ideology is exemplified by the poll positions after the February Congress Elections in the Indian Map shown above. IWP, in spite of the numbers, failed to clinch majority of the Congress seats. While Yuuva India, second in strength in terms of the numbers, not only succeeded in claiming a majority stake in the congress, but also effectively instated their candidate, Shakti, as the Country President. These two parties bestow three important lessons for us to learn,
i. "A few honest men are better than numbers."
ii. "Unity to be real must stand the severest strain without breaking"
iii. "Everything that is done in the world is done by hope."
As Libertarians, we are obliged to respect our fellow party worker's Liberty, Decision and Choice, but with certain exceptions and those exemptions include the fundamentals of democracy, the fuel which ignites the passion of Oneness to keep the engines of the Party Machinery running. The ingredients of this fuel are Determination, Trust, Unity, Loyalty and Respect, with a small additive called Hope.
This is my Idea. An Idea, I believe would escalate us to the reach of the outer sky. An Idea, I would request all my fellow party members to embrace and implement. An Idea that would hold the reins of my conduct as the Party President while I perform my duties to the utmost, with consultation from the Executive Council, Experienced Players & the Party Members, which includes:
1. Selecting, Fielding, Supporting and Promoting the Rightful Candidate for the post of Country President.
2. Endorsing the legitimate candidates from the pool of Experienced old players and Talented new players for the Congress. Lobbying for them to ensure a majority stake of DPI in the Congress.
3. Safeguarding the interests & rights of the Party & it's members in all national and international affairs.
4. Inviting & Recruiting new resourceful party members and promoting the party on a wide scale with the help of media.
5. Using media to make sure that Voice of the Democrats is heard and respected.
With this, I would like to bring an end to the message by expressing my Heartfelt gratitude for your valuable time.
Regards
Comments
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Voted! Great platform Samnomix - Dushyanth has serious competition.
voted good luck
awesome!
Great manifesto ..and good vocab usage..!! good luck..😃
Gud Mainfesto .... All the best buddy
Really awesome stuff! On a diff note though, the showing in the Feb Congress as you noted, were due to some other factors besides what you mention, though they are good and valid lessons all. Simply put, IWP is in a, let's say experimental stage & coming months will show whether our little experiment turns out to be a success or not. So there.
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@Mav Sorry bro, what I wrote was an outsider's view, pretty similar to the ignorant Real Life journalists. I thoroughly hope that your experiment succeeds and pays. It would then become a milestone and an example for others to follow and conduct. And, I bet, I would be among the first to praise the achievement and shower accolades on IWP and its Leadership in this very paper itself, kind of like the real life journalists again 😃
effin awesome bro! \m/
articles like these are known to cast spells to wake up the dead; indeed the truth, did not just vote but I read this article...some great effort in those animated gif's too!
/me salutes the man in the mask...
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tanks o7
i. "A few honest men are better than numbers."
ii. "Unity to be real must stand the severest strain without breaking"
iii. "Everything that is done in the world is done by hope."
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Trojan is still around!
Heh no issues bro. You guys are doing a fantastic job in keeping Indian media alive! Keep it up!
Voted!
You sound like one of my papers for Political Science ... Love the article. 🙂 Well done!
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