[MOMC] A long awaited update from MOMC office

Day 1,425, 21:07 • Published in India India • by troj4n20
Foreword : Media is the heart of eIndia and the articles published by eIndian citizens are the blood that keeps it alive - get the picture ? Just read, write, comment and stay active in media!!! It's perhaps the hope shimmering on the edge of times like these that marks the beginning of a new era in our nation.

And moving on to the main topic today : Ministry of Media and Culture(MOMC) proudly presents you an exciting opportunity to cash your writing skills, while you still can ie., while we still have some inr left for our MOMC programme in our nation's budget. So before any austerity measures kick in to counter the unpredicted storms of economic recession, make good use of the golden opportunity that has been presented to you.

Quality "✯ ✯ ✯ ✯ ✯ ✯" weapons for every article
All eIndians are entitled to 6 Quality6 weapons ie., 6for every non non-sensical article(sensible article😃) written under MOMC banner ie.,it should meet the following requirements.

REQUIREMENTS - The article should contain :

"[MOMC]" in its name - For example, please take a look at the name of this article.

"MOMC banners" - CLICK HERE for relevant codes to be used!

Help desk :

If you do not have a newspaper or do not know how to publish images or play with multimedia objects, please contact any of the MOMC representatives below.

Maverick10 Dodge Knight


Frequently Asked Questions - FAQ's :

Q) What if my article doesn't meet any of those 2 requirements ?
Ans) Well then too, you will receive weapons but only 4 than the usual 6.

Q) Can I plagiarize content for the sake of my articles ?
Ans) Yes, you can! We won't stop you you will receive just 1 whether or not, your article has MOMC banners or dividers.

Q) What type of articles are rewarded ?
Ans) Only those articles that stay true to the MOMC's objectives(to promote media activity and interaction in eIndia) and not just anything for the sake of claiming the prize!

You may go ahead and publish any number of articles to claim any number of prizes, it's all in your hands now. The final decision whether or not to award the prize to a particular article rests with the MOMC guys and them alone. Also, note that incase of q6 weapons stock shortage MOMC may switch to 8,5,2 Q5 weapons instead of 6,4,1 Q6 weapons.

Other Important Links -
For weapons dispatch status - Click here!.
eIndian IRC - http://www.tinyurl.com/indiairc
eIndian forums - http://www.forum.erepindia.com etc

Tip - Use all the govt welfare schemes for quicker progress, read newspapers, save bazookas & energy bars! Do not use gold for fighting, its very precious! Always sell but do not buy any food or weapon items from our market!

How to fight Smart - Consider troj4n20, who can somehow do 13 kills everyday, so he can't complete his military unit's daily orders. Well what he could have done to get the maximum benefit is "kill 25 guys on every second day by saving food supplies from the first day" - that way, he can finish daily orders atleast once in 2 days and get bazooka parts and energy bars.

Expert Advice(Military) - Don't spend away the bazooka parts and energy bars you get from your daily orders, save them for a battle hero later. 50 bazookas(you need 1500 wellness to fire them all) and 15 energy bars(to give you 1500 wellness) = 15,00,000 damage (since each bazooka can be used 3 times and with 10,000 damage each time), so stock up as many as you can for a bang bang soon! \o/

Expert Advice(Economics) - Do not buy food or weapons from the market. VAT(applicable to finished goods) in our country is high for a reason; the idea is to abuse the admin's bot that buys from our market but not to burden the citizens with high prices. I suggest you join #india-trade on IRC for tax-free goods; CLICK THIS if you do not know what IRC is & CLICK THIS if you want to know how to join an IRC channel.


I hope, I got the message loud and clear! Happy writing folks! Thank you very much for reading! Jai Hind!