[ZW] GIANT STATUE OF DIO COMMISSIONED IN BRAZIL

Day 757, 08:20 • Published in Pakistan Pakistan • by AgentChieftain



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SOFIA, Bulgaria - Gentlemen, allow me to announce that Sir Reshev Villanova, High Priest of Brazil, has commissioned a gigantic sculpture of Dio Brando to be placed atop Corcovado Mountain in Rio de Janeiro. Titled O Dio Redentor (Dio the Redeemer), this will be the largest sculpture in Brazilian history upon completion.

　　　　　　O Dio Redentor is being sculpted by none other than Oscar Niemeyer, a Brazilian architect heralded as a "sculptor of monuments" and whose works are considered to be Brazilian national treasures.

　　　　　　"I've done what I swore an oath to Dio twenty-eight years ago to never do again," Niemeyer said. "I've created 'something that heals people'. And in that purpose, I was a success."

　　　　　　He continues, "I've done this because, philosophically, I'm sympathetic to your aim. I can tell you, with no ego, this is my finest monument. If, on your journey, should you encounter Dio, Dio will be pleased."



　　　　　　Sir Reshev Villanova was equally as thoughtful when asked about the masterpiece. "hAWPURHr," he laughed, "It's about tiem Rio got his blesing. Gibe statu or I report yu." He then proceeded to rob me at gunpoint with what appeared to be a phallic squirt gun, and I resisted and threw him through my office window and into the seat of a bus. I was later informed that this was a traditional Brazilian departure, similar to a handshake or a BRO FIST.

　　　　　　I would like to thank Sir Reshev for this generous offering to our God Emperor. May this event not lead to an arms race where Brazil and Pakistan compete to build the greater statue of Dio Brando.

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