[ZW] THE ORDER OF DIO BRANDO
AgentChieftain
KERALA, Pakistan - Good morning, Pakistan. I've announced a while ago that I intend to give titles to both Dioists and Non-Dioists as rewards to their contributions towards peace, and today's as good a day as any to spread the love. These titles are to be lauded and respected in our great lands, and they shall be respected by all in our peaceful dominion.
The titles being awarded are going to be of varying ranks in the Order of Dio Brando. I haven't received word from the Admins if I'm allowed to excommunicate, expatriate, or otherwise condemn citizens, so all of the titles given today will be positive. All of these titles can be revoked without notice.
The Imperial Knights of Dio Brando will be a group of both Dioists and Non-Dioists who have made great contributions to the spread of pride, power, and peace to those who are pig disgusting. All Knights should be addressed by the honorific 'Sir' in the Holy Empire of Pakistan and elsewhere. The Dioists and Non-Dioists shall not be discriminated, and the title can only be given by Dio Brando, God Emperor of Pakistan and Switzerland, by myself, the Supreme Priest of Dioism, and by our Great Prophets, Altnabla, William Walker, and Ma1kel.
Sir Francois Fotzelecker III for defecating into three of the five oceans;
Sir Franco for his admirable trolling of the entire United States via the national treasury and fora;
Sir Bertil Gurkvatten for his evolving past his Swedish brethren past the form of a pig;
Sir Hassan I (Addressed as 'Hassan the First') for his advent of the emoticon 'ب_ب'
Lady Hufflepuff for her great efforts to reestablish an Israeli world presence;
Sir Michael Lewis for his outstanding contributions to making the United States more enjoyable;
Sir Parrot for his recognition of the noble Irish race;
Sir Rockman IX (Addressed as 'Rockman the Ninth') for his delightful encouragement of Thai-Pakistani relations;
Sir Somethingclever for his efforts to pacify the peoples of Romania;
Sir Reshev Villanova for his enlightening and horrifying tales of Brazilian crime;
Sir Gyro Zeppeli for his pacification of the nation of China.
The Heralded Brothers of Dio Brando will be the smallest class in the empire, only given to presidents and illuminati who have given to Dio Brando more than their warmongering countrymen would have legally allowed. These titles shall only be given to the deceased, as a living man bearing the title might wield it too strongly. The titles will also be assigned to the recipients' mononyms if possible. All members of this class shall inherit any and all lesser titles unless otherwise mentioned. The title can only be given by Dio Brando, God Emperor of Pakistan and Switzerland, and by myself, the Supreme Priest of Dioism.
Platonic the Great, or Platonic of Kaua'i for his establishment of Pakistani communications and hierarchy; as well as his proposed establishment of the Hawaiian nation; as well as his hospitality and kindness during the American-Canadian War; as well as his beleaguering of the American populace; as well as his bravery in pursuing his preference of oriental women in their own country;
Nicolae the Great, or Nicolae of Carpathia for his establishment of the People of Earth Associated under Common Excellence; as well as his bridging of the cultures of the Goons and the 4channers; as well as his invention of Catch the Turk; as well as his contribution of the phrase 'cum on your dad' into Pakistani culture.
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Comments
Pertamax ! /o/
Congratulations doodz.
Sirs, I salute you! 🙂
congratulations 🙂
Here is not Pakistan so go to your home (wherever that would be).
And you can take those Teocratitzi with you. My next target Switzerland
Buhahahahahah. Dio Bigudio
P.S. check this out http://www.erepublik.com/en/Pakistan/law/3848 and visit the debate area
Greetings from MATZALANDIA Agent Cryingftain
Pride, Power, Petrescu!
HEIL Sir Michael Lewis o/
Sorry, what? I was just busy laughing at how you're failed all of your military efforts and you haven't actually passed any changes.
Also, >ICanHasCheezburger
Pride, Power, Petrescu!
Super Duper!
Pride, Power, Petrescu!
How many days are left on your Rizon ban, Billy?
Hey dude *AgentChifteluta), only a kid can be proud that he was banned someone on Rizon.
Now, you are free to go to your mom
Dismissed
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PRIDE
POWER
PAKISTAN
Also, to elaborate: The only word you seem to have understood in the above sentence was 'ban'. If you had the slightest hint of knowledge on what I was referring to, then you'd probably understand your mistake and offer another poorly worded retort.
PRIDE!
PEYKAN!
PEJO!
POROTON!
kharidarim!
No, you got it wrong: it's
PRIDE
POWER
PETRESCU
Or, better yet,
PRIDE
POWER
PWNAGE OF MATZA
Because this is MATZALANDIA🙂
so how is that war against Indonesia going?
🙂
>PWNAGE
2004 called.
PRIDE
POWER
GARY OAK
>>PWNAGE
>2004 called.
They said they had the wrong number, too. 1997 called back.
So I herd you liek Mudkipz..
HEIL DIO
ℙℝ𝕀𝔻𝔼, ℙ𝕆𝕎𝔼ℝ, ℙ𝔸𝕂𝕀𝕊𝕋𝔸ℕ!
Glados, STFU. You are not able to take control of a party and get at least 3 votes. So you are the lousy player I ever seen so far. 🙂
If you want this country back, you should pay so go to work.
Dismissed.
Hail to the Sirs. May Dio be with all of you.
Sounds like Han Solo is butthurt ;_;
sounds like han solo can't stand that his own country is losing a war, and he is hiding like a coward in pakistan while real men fight :3
Gratz Sir's & Lady!
Sir Bertil Gurkvatten!
Sir
Why sir?
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Pakistan? Where is Pakistan?
Praise be to Dio!
Congratulations!
PRIDE!
POWER!
PAKISTAN!